Married with kids, but DIP--"Divorced In Place." The wife and I have not shared a bed for several years. Still living together. At this point, there is no chance of reconciliation. We take turns: Every other week one of us takes the master and the other sleeps in the extra room.

I fantasize about selling this house, being retired, and roaming North America in a shortie school bus converted to a camper. I would sign up to be a campground host at various places which would help me meet interesting people. First I would do all the states, then I would start zigzagging between Canada and Mexico based on the season until I have covered all the Mexican states and Canadian provinces. The zigzagging is because my crappy skoolie conversion probably won't be able to handle Canadian winters or Mexican summers.

I have trouble sleeping, so I look at porn and read erotica half the night.

My profile pic is the actor who played Chandler on the 90s TV show "Friends" because people used to tell me I looked like him. I never really got in to that show though.