The calm of a Saturday afternoon was shattered by shouts from my daughter, Kim, who was tearing her boyfriend a new asshole. "I can't believe that you didn't show up for my birthday. My sixteenth birthday!" I heard my daughter yell into her phone. "I was planning a special day for us, and you couldn't bother to show up! Well, I will find someone else to give it to, and you can go fuck yourself!" Kim slammed the house phon...

The last few days have been a real adventure, taking our family into uncharted territory, especially when my sixteen-year-old daughter told me that she wanted me to take her cherry, which wasn't what I was expecting. "Kate, honey. Wake up," "Nooooo, it's too early," Kate whined as she rolled away from us. Kim bent down close to her mother's ear and whispered. "Dad's going to pop my cherry. Do you want to watch?" "What? Um...