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TracyAmes
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
United States

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I'm a bit of a clean freak. My bladder will literally cease to function in a dirty bathroom.
Quote by sweetconcubine
I like the cock to have an owner with a sexy fun personality.

Bingo! A nice kabob is wicked but if it's attached to a mouth breathing moron...well, the thrill is gone.

Men don’t have to be overly muscular; a defined chest, back, and thighs will do nicely. And there's something about the way their muscles move under their skin when they walk nude…yummy!
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I think hearing a woman singing "Ohhh I wish I had an Oscar Meyer wiener" during sex would be a bad fuck tune, right?

Fuckin' Hell!

Anything from the Titanic, Amazing Grace, and/or Free Willy soundtracks.
Where should I begin? Someone actually put thought into this....I mean this doesn't happen organically. This guy has his own special bend of crazy.
1. I’m terrified of clowns.

2. I once forgot how to spell 'was'.

3. When I was seven, I burned down our pool house.

4. The very mention of blue cheese triggers my gag reflex.

5. I was misdiagnosed as having OCD…turns out I’m really anal about cleaning the kitchen.eb68grrHJavmBLh4
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For me, writing is very personal.

Exactly! As flattering as fan embellishment sounds my characters and content are far too personal to relinquish. The reason character/content warrants embellishment is due in large part to them being well developed...ie the author spent time fleshing them out. I wouldn't want someone (even a fan) piggy-backing off my hard work.
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...according to my research, it's simply a good addition to a healthy, nutritionally balanced diet !!

High five! Besides, if your cock has been deemed worthy of sucking, swallowing is a no-brainer.
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I just usually say something tasteful like "Have to go now, I have two others waiting"...Works like a charm...

Bwaaahhhh! Holy shit that's funny.
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Teasing the kitty or priming the pussy - and yes, those are trademarked by me - every time you use them, i get .04 of a cent biggrin

Oh my goodness you're funny! lol
I didn't see it! Can we load it into a cannon and fire it across Lushland? lol! Thanks...
If you haven't, will you be posting the 'said' article on Lush? It would change literary lives. Just sayin'
Another excellent post, Morgan. Penning a captivating back cover blurb used to render me a glass-eyed omphaloskeptic. Normally I pick up a book, read the back, and if the blurb peaks my interest, then I'll read the first page. So when it came to creating my own, I freaked! ~cue glass eyes~

"A book without an opening hook certainly won't make it past an agent."
Bang on! Agents are peppered with submissions. Manuscripts lacking proper hooks land in litter bins. Didn't you write a post on the uses of "Said"?
'Said' = nails on a chalkboard.
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Quote by MindsEye
crazy but guilty, safe fun voyeurism I think, is there a 12 step program available?


I have a 12-step therapy programme available - only on prescription though ! xx

If there's room available, count me in! I check in three times a day. Sad, very sad. *smh*
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I bow before the Anal Queen Great post!


Not sure if you should bow in this thread... someone may sneak in behind you.


I thought the exact same thing, LOL! Great thread folks.
Hell yeah, Morgan! Excellent advice for us seasoned writers and newbies alike. Okay newbies, plug your ears while I talk to Morgan. Good.

Last year I made the mistake of running two stories parallel because I loved the storyline. My poor copy editor freaked and warned I'd hit the wall of overcommitment sooner or later...which I did. Luckily the thud came towards the end and the series landed smoothly. I don't recommend traveling that road!

Unplug them now.

And yes, the larger publishing houses don't encourage change. As long as the same old, cookie cut BS is selling they're not gonna rock the boat. Sadly, this stifles creativity and exacerbates mounting frustrations amongst their writers.

Everyone should staple this post to their storyboard. Great work, Chica!
Quote by Kenny8227
No such thing as too wet for me. The wetter the sexier.


Exactly! I'm a squirter (not like Cytherea squirting across area codes. Mine are small) and it's amazing. Some men don't care for excesses wetness...which is odd because wouldn't the sensation be akin to wanking with a tube of sandpaper?
There's nothing sexier than intelligent conversation. As far as intelligence being intimidating; intimidation steams from insecurity. Life would be much easier for them if they'd stop nursing delusions of omniscience, and focus on sorting their inferiority complex.
Quote by Nikki703
These Are Some Things That Turn Me Off

-Arrogance
-Bad Hygiene
-Constantly Checking His Phone
-Thinks My Eyes Are On My Chest
-Too Serious, No Sense Of Humor
-Talks About His Religious And/Or Political Beliefs
-Really Dumb (I Am Not Looking For Einstein, But Must Be Able To Hold An Intelligent Conversation)
-Arrogance ( I Know I Already Said This, But It Is Very Big For Me)
-Boring
-Smoker, Although I May Be Able To Tolerate That If Everything Else Was Great!

These Would Also Go For A Woman Too

Yep, that sounds about right! Add sour breath and copious amounts of body hair to the list, and it's spot on. Yuck!
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Glad you liked it!-- THIS was the first guide to punctuation that I actually remembered, simply because it made me laugh so hard.

Exactly! The glaringly obvious and humorous are always the easiest to remember. lol
My husband is 11 inches. I greeted it with "Are you fucking kidding me?!" It was shocking to say the least. Now it's quite nice. lol!
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Wow! Loved reading this thread! I personally cannot imagine NOT loving to give my man a blowjob. And I think the fact that I do love it makes it even more pleasurable for him. This thread has inspired me to take a poll among my closest girlfriends and see whether they like giving and/or receiving oral.

Same here! My girlfriends and I are chatting about it right now. Again, Lush sparks conversation. smile