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The_Young_Swell
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The_Young_Swell
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
... Males tended to pray they'd get lucky, finally. Females prayed that her Romeo would not prove to be a, Minuteman, again. And afterward they both prayed the condom breaking would not lead to preggersville....



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The_Young_Swell
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I can't write poetry for serious, but I enjoy doing funny little doggerel.


Eve’s Apple

Eve gave Adam an apple
One evening instead of his lunch.
This diet just didn’t go over.
It didn’t go over a bunch!

So now they are on a new diet,
That’s good for both body and soul.
He tries to suck juice from her melons,
Then spit the seeds back in her hole.
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The_Young_Swell
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Baboon Love

Your nose it is blue,
And your ass it is pink,
Still, I’ve had a thought
I’m beginning to think.

So, don’t you get mad now
And start throwing feces,
'Cause I’ve just stopped dating
Outside of my species.
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The_Young_Swell
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One of my favorite sex scenes has to be the brief encounter between Anya Sartor and Jao Carlos Dos Santos that shocked the on-looking Carrie Otis in Wild Orchid (1989)

That was the scene in the old slave quarters where the lady had her red dress torn off and jumped.

Er, the lady was jumped, not the torn off red dress.
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