The buzzing of the phone receiving a text message woke me from my slumber on my girlfriend's bed. The buzz was familiar but it wasn't from mine, it was Chere's, dancing slightly on top of her bedside cabinet. I could hear she was still showering in her en-suite, fresh from her pamper session at the spa where she went once a week to laser off unwanted hair on her arms and legs, get a deep massage and top things off with a...