I have not written any stories for a long while but this has happened to me as well. Apart from one I posted just for a laugh last year, the last erotic story I wrote for this site was 7 years ago and it started out as a story about a guy revenge-fucking a bitchy girl from his high school year at their 20 year reunion, but it morphed itself into more of a love story as I wrote it. It seemed to work better that way. I didn't realise that wort of thing was so common until I saw this topic.
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Taverner
1 day ago
Straight Male, 154
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Three southern belles were discussing their respective boyfriends one night, and the conversation got around to nicknames. The first southern belle announced, "Ah call mah man Huggy Bear, 'cause when he hugs me, it's jist like bein' squeezed by one o' them big ol' bears!"
The second southern belle says, "Ah call mah man Kissy Pie, 'cause when he kisses me, it's as sweet as one o' them li'l ol' apple pies."
The third southen belle says, "Well, ah jist call mah man, Drambui."
"Dram-bui?" the first southern belle replies, "Ain't that some kinda fancy liquor?"
"Yes, sir," the third southern belle answers, "That's mah man!"
The second southern belle says, "Ah call mah man Kissy Pie, 'cause when he kisses me, it's as sweet as one o' them li'l ol' apple pies."
The third southen belle says, "Well, ah jist call mah man, Drambui."
"Dram-bui?" the first southern belle replies, "Ain't that some kinda fancy liquor?"
"Yes, sir," the third southern belle answers, "That's mah man!"
I prefer giving to receiving. I just love going down on a woman, but having her go down on me is never as exciting for some reason. However, I had a girlfriend in the 80's who was so good at it I would beg her to stop, because it felt so good I could hardly stand it. I know that sounds weird, but it was like being tickled to death. One thing I have noticed over the years is that most women seem to get very wet and very horny when they go down on a guy, though.
There are all kinds of reasons why I personally like going down on a woman, but one of the big ones is the sheer intimacy of it. Also, in the back of my mind, I'm putting my face, and my mouth and my tongue somewhere that my mother drilled into me as being off limits when I was a kid.
Also, I just love bringing a woman to orgasm by going down on her.
There are all kinds of reasons why I personally like going down on a woman, but one of the big ones is the sheer intimacy of it. Also, in the back of my mind, I'm putting my face, and my mouth and my tongue somewhere that my mother drilled into me as being off limits when I was a kid.
Also, I just love bringing a woman to orgasm by going down on her.
When I was 22 years old, I had a one night stand with a divorced lady who was 45. When you are 22 years old, a person of that age seems so much older, and at that age, I had never seen a woman having a full-on, chest-clutching, groaning orgasm. At a certain point in the proceedings, she asked me how I was going, and then said, "Because I'm about to go off like a box of crackers". Then, she threw her head back and clutched her chest, and started to gasp and groan, and for the briefest of sickening moments, I thought she was having a heart attack, until I realised she was having a massive orgasm. I felt kind of stupid after that.
BTW, next morning, after an encore performance, we were lying in her bed talking, and she told me her daughter's name, and I realised I had been in the same class as her in 3rd class.
I thought it was funny but some might put in the Lame category.
BTW, next morning, after an encore performance, we were lying in her bed talking, and she told me her daughter's name, and I realised I had been in the same class as her in 3rd class.
I thought it was funny but some might put in the Lame category.
I was too young to remember, but I recall being caught by my mother during potty training, and given a stern talking to. Unfortunately, she made me think it was dirty, dirty, DIRTY!!, and she reinforced this the next time she caught me, aged around four or so, definely before started school. She also lectured me at length, aged 8, when she suspected I had been at it, reinforcing the feeling of shame I had for it.
I have spoken to guys over the years, who are surprised I even knew about it so young, so I guess I must have discovered it as a baby or tiny toddler. I have read that babies sometimes do it in utero. When was 14, we moved to a semi-rural location a few miles out of town, (this location inspired the setting for a story I posted on Lush Stories a while back), and I made friends with four guys about my age, and I was very surprised to find they would occcasionally whip out their old boys, and start wanking together. I never tried it in company, and I found it uncomfortable to say the least when they started doing it in front of me. I later found it was common for guys to have "circle jerks", and race to be the one to come first, which is probably an excellent way to train yourself to be a premature ejaculator, later on when you start having sex with girls.
I have spoken to guys over the years, who are surprised I even knew about it so young, so I guess I must have discovered it as a baby or tiny toddler. I have read that babies sometimes do it in utero. When was 14, we moved to a semi-rural location a few miles out of town, (this location inspired the setting for a story I posted on Lush Stories a while back), and I made friends with four guys about my age, and I was very surprised to find they would occcasionally whip out their old boys, and start wanking together. I never tried it in company, and I found it uncomfortable to say the least when they started doing it in front of me. I later found it was common for guys to have "circle jerks", and race to be the one to come first, which is probably an excellent way to train yourself to be a premature ejaculator, later on when you start having sex with girls.