753 😌

No, I’ve been able to friendzone my guy friends who make advances successfully. My true friends are still in my life and I can’t help but feel kind of flattered that they still try from time to time 🙄🤭

HYE met someone you from Lush in real life, or seriously considered it?

736 No need to come in all at once… 🙄 Or do 😏

731

I have lied to friends about my reason for cancelling plans, because I needed that time to solve a relationship issue. I also lied to an acquaintance when she straight up asked me whether I had been fucking her long term boyfriend. 😬

HYE denied having sex with someone when asked?

I regret one particular relationship where I ignored blatant, alarming red flags that were being waved right in front of my face, for the promise of an attractive guy who liked me and a hot fuck. I’m so lucky I got away with that one without major life consequences.

HYE closed your eyes to clear red flags and regretted it?

I think people who don’t understand could classify my DDLG relationship as weird, but I wouldn’t classify it as . So no…

HYE hooked up with someone who significantly raised your standards for all future hook ups?

731 Torturing myself while you get off on the control of denying me? You know me too well 😏

731

731 You know saying what I want goes against my nature 😉 Where’s the fun in getting exactly that

731

Same as above 🤭

731 🙄 Dangit, I thought if I just stayed quiet a little longer I would finally get what I want

731

Never really had a blind date, but I did do internet dates. That’s how I met my boyfriend 10 years ago, and yes, we added sex to the equation 😂 But I never had a date turn into a pure sex hook up.

HYE been in a relationship with someone who turned out to be married (without you knowing)?

731

Surprisingly no. Never heard sex sounds from anyone else!

HYE almost broken off a long term relationship, but in hindsight were glad you didn’t?

713

709 Did you like the gift from my Daddy?

709 Seems you forgot that I know you get a kick out of feeling powerful enough to deny me ;) ties shoelaces

709 I don’t know what you’re talking about 😌 bends over

709

700 Hmm we didn’t read for a while, but we did put more and more into practice. It’s been an exciting vacation 👀🤭 (minus some relationship drama the moment we came back, but hey… at least the cuffed to the bed sex and public teasing was on point 👌)

What? So exciting to sleep with a coworker 🤭 Best 2 year affair memories. Oh, alright.. not my question.

Club if the setting is right. I love being out and dancing, but at 33 I’m not really looking to get lose between a bunch of teenagers.

Dressing casual or smart?

699 Hey Sensei 😌 Sure, I’ll do it again.

699 😋

Yes and something to cover my boobs. I start fondling myself in my sleep and actually wake myself up if I don’t wear anything 🫣😂

701 good morning 😁

Public bathrooms. Unfortunately my tiny, sensitive bladder will often not give me much of a choice.

Going out to the cinema, or watch a movie at home on the couch?

Oatly advertisements always make me laugh. They get a ton of crap too, but I love their self deprecating, over the top humor.

What type of advertisements are you sensitive to?