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StraponSlave69
Over 90 days ago
Male, 155

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Happy Birthday, Baby!
I hope and pray you have a day,
that is sugar sweet and sensual,
in a million sexy ways.

A hug, a kiss, and so much more,
is what I'd like to give,
If I was there so close to you,
as long as we'd both live.

The head of my ejaculating cock which is getting harder to do the older and less flexible I become but it was worth the effort for such a warm , sweet and salty, and delicous and nutrituous naufhty bi boy treat.
I like to keep everything down under as smooth a s a babies bottom which the ladies seem to have no complaints about and I feels like heaven when my hands are busy down there while reading the hot stories on LUSH, looking at the pics and Gifs, etc.
SPANKED of course from a strong and sexy lady or a shemale hing like a horse - whomsoever is available - for being such a naughty boy and always playing with me willy while reading the hot stories on LUSH - and more.
It all depends who is doing the licking and the fucking - although I love both of them. If it is a well hung bloke,shemale, and/or Strapon wearing HOT WIFE or MISTRESS a nice long fuck in my sissy pussy is much desired after a little tongue action to get it nice and wet.
Wishing I had a cum filled pussy and/or butthole to lick clean right now instead of just my creamy fingers and hands for licking any blokes cum from an overflowing pussy or asshole is as heavenly as can be for a naughty bi bloke like me.
I believe that it is only right to lick my partner clean in front and or in back as the case me be - as it is so sweet and sexy and tasty to do so.
Legs thrown over my head and shooting in my mouth right from my hard and hit cock was the way to go way back in the day when I was much younger and more flexible just like the fellow above me. YUMMY.
It's the most nutritious and delicous way to clean up ones creamy mess after edging for as long as possible or after leaving a creampie or cum on a partners face, etc.
My cock is not as big as I would like it to be and I believe most of us blokes feel the same. It fits on my hand nicely while reading the HOT stories here and that works for a naughty boy like me. In other words I have a much bigger imagination than my cock although I have been told that it is cute and very sucable and fuckable but on not nearly as many occasions as I would like.
I have hundreds of limericks to post and was told by a few moderators that this is the place to post them so here are two new ones that I hope some of you here will get to see, enjoy, and comment on whenever you have the time and are so inclined to do so. ENJOY - and hopefully they bring yiu the gift of laughter and/or a grin and a smile.


Broken or Bent.

Have you heard of the old gent from Kent,
who woke up pitching a tent,
who covered his cock,
with a thick woolen sock,
so it wouldn't get broken or bent.


Any Old Maid

And then there's an old bloke who'll poke,
any old maid for a toke,
of medicinal weed,
when he feels the need,
for a shag, an old bag, and a smoke.
I don't and haven't used either one of those overused words and I also have a pet oeeve about the overuse of the work AWESOME that has nearly taken away from its true meaning these days - if you get me drift.
I most definitely have to agree with the lovely lady and forum guru above me that a man is being and A HOLE if he isn't willing to give his lady pleasure by licking up al, of his creamy mess wherever it may be. In time he will learn to find it YUMMY and his tummy will be more than happy for it.
A naughty habitual wanker like me who is always playing with his p p - needs to be spanked and spanked and spanked - thoroughly and completely - showing no mercy - by a strong and sexy MISTRESS.
For a naughty boy like me - anyway - the weekends are for wanking and for thinking me lucky stars for the Internet and that I am still as fit as a fiddle and VIAGRA free to do so. Here is a link to one of my many poems that may further explain it for anyone interested in taking a look.

<a href="https://">Only Natural</a>


Enjoy.
SS69
With my hands while checking out the sweet wet lips both above and below and the very large hard and cumming cock GIFS - edging for over three hours - before shooting a very creamy,dreamy, and delicious hot load that shot all over my chest and face and into my opened mouth as well that I locked up as much as I could of as a naughty wanker should.
It's always a genuine pleasure that I most definitely treasure whenever I know that you have been by to read and leave a kind comment on whatever new pieces that I have posted on here, etc.

Peace and Love Sweet Love to you and yours, alwasy and forever.
SS69.
Thanks for stopping by and I am DELIGHTED as always that you took the time to read and leave a comment, etc.
This was too much to post all at once as I intended to do so it was suggested that I post his here if I wanted to keep them together as I intended. Hopefully, someone here will appreciate them and find them amusing, arounsing, and/or entertaining, etc. - and leave a sexy and kind comment saying so.



1. Pictures

Send me pictures for my birthday,
My birthday's coming soon,
Before I'm sixty four,
Please fly me to the moon!

Pictures of your pussy,
your nipples and your tits,
Pictures of your buttocks,
your ass hole and your clit!

Pictures to inspire me,
to wank the day away.
When I see your pictures,
I yank my cock all day.

Pictures of your cleavage,
And of your panties, too,
Pictures of your birthday suit,
Any pose will do.

I don't need no damn Viagra,
It's true- I'm getting old,
But when I see your pussy,
My little willy's sold.

I don't need no medication,
To get horny, wet, and hard,
I get a strong erection,
When I see a naughty card.

Some days I will not cum,
As I practice Tantric Love
But most the time I will,
For I can not get enough.

Send pictures to inspire me,
To fuel my hot desire,
Send me some - to make me cum,
Filled with passion, lust, and fire!


2. Thirty Six.

For her 36th,
I bought 'My Queen' a throne,
to rest her juicy ass,
in her regal home.

A place for her to sit,
to pee upon my face,
with her legs spread wide,
in panties made of lace.

Handcuffs, whips, and chains,
Butt-plugs and Cock-rings,
Vibrators and Strap-ons,
and all her favorite things.

Nipple-clamps and collars,
A new leash for her dog,
and a GIANT dick,
thicker than a log.

I bought her red stilettos,
a cat-suit to die for,
I swore to be her servant,
right then forever more.

I bought her a new razor,
to keep her pussy clean,
as well as my man-cunt,
if you know what I mean.

I rung up a few sex-slaves,
to celebrate with me,
a black man and a tranny,
and a lez who loved to pee.

We had a kinky party,
where MS. PIFF did her best,
to fuck all of our holes,
and passed my hardness test.

I signed a kinky contract,
and pledged my love to her,
then I cleaned up her creampie,
from her kitty with no fur.

We fucked and sucked for days,
until the 26th,
when I took her thick fist,
to her elbow - wet and slick -

and now she is my Diva,
my Mistress and Soul Mate,
and all that's left to say, today,
is PIFF is REALLY GREAT!


3. Mandy's Birthday Bash

Amanda needs to laugh,
Her birthday is today,
I'll throw her a party,
where all the guests are gay,
and naked as the day,
they crawled out of the womb,
that will give new meaning to,
a bright and white full moon.

We'll sing a birthday song,
from a British band,
When I'm Sixty Four,
I Want To Hold Your Hand,
sitting on the floor,
in our birthday suits,
wearing paisley ties,
and shiny Beatle Boots.

We'll shake everything,
that is hanging out,
make a little love,
get down, twist and shout,
and when her Dad walks in,
I'm certain we'll be sloshed,
looking like we came,
from a holocaust.

I'll take her to my place,
before the cops arrive,
to make a birthday wish,
to bebop and to jive,
and
to make her feel alive,
with a very special kiss,
on a very special day,
I wouldn't dare to miss.


4. Birthday Suit

Dang, you're cute,
in your Birthday Suit!
What am I to do?

I have a flute,
that you can toot,
when you're feeling blue -

and

if it's too much trouble,
I'll promise not to kiss,

here and there and everywhere

just like that - and this!


5. Little Hecter's Birthday Surprise

Hecter got a Strap-on,
for his Birthday, yesterday,
for that's the only way,
little Hecter gets to play,
unless he's cleaning cream-pies,
creamed asses, balls, and cocks.

Hecter got a Strap-on,
for when he is on top.


He's often on the bottom,
'a sissy slave and slut'.

With an itty-bitty willy,
it's HARD to BUST a nut.

If you think it's silly,
to wear a plastic DICK,
Poor Hecter begs to differ.
for he had his pick -


of all the pretty dildoes,
at the dildo store,
that were red and black and purple,
pink and blue - and more.

They say he chose the longest,
and the THICKEST pecker, too.

O, he had a Happy Birthday,
even though his balls were blue.


6. For My Birthday

I need a Mistress for my Birthday,
for my old one flew away,
to dominate a rich man,
in Hollywood, L A.

He is a famous actor,
and a cool Directer too,
but I'm not here to name him,
for naming names ain't cool.

I need a lovely Mistress,
to worship and obey,
with a bubble butt and pussy,
to keep this sub at bay.

One who'll feminize me,
and bring me cocks to suck,
who is into pegging,
and REALLY loves to fuck -

a naughty cuckold like me,
with the key to my cock cage.
I need a sexy Mistress,
who put me on a stage -

and
dress me like a sissy,
in panties and a bra,
and
take me to a Glory Hole,
to be her greatest star.

I'd milk a million peckers,
with my mouth and sissy butt,
and
until she told me to,
I wouldn't bust my nut.

I'd lick up all her cream pies,
from her juicy cunt and ass,
and she wouldn't have to call me,
NO, she wouldn't have to ask.

I'd let her piddle on me,
along with all her friends.
I NEED
a Mistress for my Birthday,
to make me whole,
again.
Would love to do it with a dominant women present to direct and enjoy the action and the bigger and juicier the cock and shaved as smooth as can be back and front would really do it for me. And I don't even want to mention a sexy shemales cock as that would be the ultimate turn on for me.
Second post is now up and running. Whoever rates, reads, and comments on mine will have the favor returned ASAP on one of theirs - as I am hoping to make many new sexy friends here and enjoy seeing what others have been up to and have to offer.


Thanks.

Strapon

<a href="https://">COME FUCK ME NOW
Just joined here and I would like to introduce myself and invite anyone who enjoys reading kinky poetry to take a look at and leave some feedback on my first post below.

<a href="https://">Strap-on Song</a>


Thank You - for your time and for taking a look if you choose and have the time to do so.

Strapon
And just now for the second and third time reading a VERY JUICY bisexual story starring two men and a very understanding and lovely lady - which should do it for today, anyway.
Just this morning listening to a very sexy audio story right here told with a sexy voice from a woman who caught her sissy man wearing panties - and O HOW SWEET IT WAS!