I only spank women. And only on the bare!

It is my sole intention to spread goodwill, happiness and cheer. If I offend anybody it will not be deliberate; more so ignorance. I will rarely engage in petty argument in the chat rooms. I may make an exception to self important, self serving, hypocritical and arrogant individuals!

I have employed an assistant, for protection purposes. I recently had my ruler taken from me by a particularly feisty lady, who then proceeded to spank me with it. Spanked with my own ruler! The indignity of it all! That fate will not await me again.

To more enjoyable matters: the magnificent rear you see all around me is my favourite bottom ever. I am ashamed to admit, I have yet to spank it!

Interests
Spanking: both sexual and punishment! Other than that, spanking. Apart from those, just spanking really!

Favorite Books
Spanking for Britain, by Spanker Extraordinaire; Bend Over and Brace Yourself Michelle, by Spanker Extraordinaire;

TO BE PUBLISHE An Air Stewardess Gets More Than She Bargained For, by Spanker Extraordinaire; ALSO TO BE PUBLISHE Claire Submits To A Stranger, by Spanker Extraordinaire. A LONGER TERM PROJECT: The Park Bench, by Spanker Extraordinaire and with additional content provided by a pert bottomed lovely!

Favorite Movies
Bend Over, You Naughty Girl: Produced and Directed by Spanker Extraordinaire;

COMING SOON: Michelle The Air Stewardess Serves Her Passengers (Based On The Book Above): Produced, Directed and Starring Spanker Extraordinaire. STOP PRESS: This project has been temporarily suspended, as there are too many current stories where the heroine is named Michelle!

Favorite Music
I don't spank to music, although I might make an exception provided the lady in question submits to being spanked on a park bench, in daylight!