Middle-aged Midwestern man, trying to figure out if my midlife crisis should be a sports car or a mistress. Ooh!  Or maybe a giant tattoo!  I've been writing smut for 20 years, just looking for new worlds to conquer.  I'll be adding some of my stories from another site over here.

Happy to chat about writing or anything else.

I'm a straight cis male and I give no shits what you are, I just hope you are happy in your own life and how you've chosen to live it.

Turn-ons: Honesty, open minds, people who like to smile and laugh, people who realize that "sexy" doesn't live in the measurements, and also people who appreciate the aesthetic value of optimal measurements.

Turn-offs: bullshit, hatefulness, willful stupidity, and hairy dudes. Sorry, my hirsute brothers - EW! I'm one of you, and still - EW!