Its just my opinion.
I have stopped proceedings before at first discovery of hair and sent them to the shower with razor. Other wise its a deal breaker.vCBbOI4GKJYe5sCb
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Sinking33
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by emilykiss
It is, indeed, up for public viewing ;) Story title's The Secret to Sweet Success. Link below:
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/the-secret-to-sweet-success.aspx
Although if you're looking for something a little nastier, take a peek at Lisa. Link below:
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/trans/lisa.aspx
Forgive me father for I may be leading a member of the clergy astray with my own impure (or if you like, carnal - what's the difference?) thoughts.
Enjoy, father ;)
I am surprised that no body has ask what church i must be from. Or is it really that obvious?
astray?? from what to where? maybe it is you that is being lead down the wrong path without even knowing it.KM92NMRTyhrjTEDQ
And i am heading there now. can not wait to see if they will be worthy of church's approval. I am sure they will.oLJfGDCTBJ70z4C2
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Quote by SereneProdigy
Father, could I borrow a flask of Holy Water?
I might fuck a woman in the ass tonight, and I'm running out of lube.
Well my flask is silver but does not have holy water in it but spirits.
Have ya tried spit? it can work well. Water, holy or not does not work well. Just ask some of our Nuns there in the habit of doing it that way.Jbcq4BA8BjI9FgRN
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Quote by emilykiss
Forgive me Father for I have had impure thoughts about my ex-teacher. And capitalised on those thoughts to spin a tale for a Lush Stories competition!
Were they truly impure or were they purely carnal? And is this tail you speak of. Is it exposed now for public view???? Come, come now child. Lets not dilly dally so. Out with it. whats this story called ??
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Quote by Dreamer90( For a small donation to "The Church" something can be arranged if you so desire. Apply at the front desk)
It felt wrong because it was not what I was expected to do by society ( Not you fault that SOCIETY doesent have a more open mind
) and that also made it feel right. Of course there is bad sex. You can have sex with people that are selfish(Thats when you grab them by the scruff of the neck ) or just not good at it.(Thats when you send them to school to tech them to do it right) And then there is sex that becomes bad through circumstances like getting caught by your parents or slipping in the shower and bruising your hip so that you can't walk normally for two weeks.( But up to that point it was good sex) Not that any of it ever happened to me.
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Quote by 1LovelyKinkyKitsune
Who is Mister Jolly-Jack, Father? ... a Lushie. He is someone who is cheeky and likes to joke & have fun on here, pops in, and someone who welcomed me and says hello now and then, so I consider him a friend and fair game to poke with mah tail. He's wiley![img][/img]
Oh. Looks as if the worm has turned and it is I that needs to ask for forgivness for not knowing who Jolly-jack was or is. Sorry Jolly Jack.
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Quote by Scriptwriter66
LOL! My daughter is really 16, and wears a uniform to school. Her mother is 24 years younger than me - but that's where the reality stops - rest is fantasy. So rest your imagination about me in her uniform way too small
Once you see something you can not un-see it. Not that I seen anything or thought about you in a uniform that was way too small. What i mean to say is you thought it was WAY TOO small on you??
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Quote by LustAngel
Bless me Father for I have sinned. I have had impure thoughts concerning men other than my husband and often of women too uncountable times since my last confession. I also have a sinful uncontollable compulsion for masterbation.
The sin would be denying yourself the thoughts and not finding a release for them,such as you have. There is nothing wrong with your acts unless your late for work.
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Now come on peoples Sin. Confess. So far everything can be passed off and blamed on other people. And There is no Sin in sex or indulgence or pleasure! Sometimes its the only time and way we get to escape this place for awhile. I dont know how thing got all turn around. Guess its the "lie" in what you beLIEve.
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Quote by 1LovelyKinkyKitsune
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
I tempted a female to have such lustful thoughts she even said she had to go masturbate when I just answered her questions on sexual matters. ^0^
I smacked Jolly Jack^ with my tails (yes I have tails...nine to be exact).
I reported my behavior straight away to my boyfriend but I must admit I have urges to do it AGAIN.
I also convinced my Love to stay home and cut class and stay in bed (for a cold *cough - ulterior motives on my part). My impure thoughts... My bf is a great deal younger than me, (but I am NOT repentant or sorry ^0^). With a mild-flogging, I do not know, for "punishment" I "might" enjoy it??? ! What is a pervy girl to do, Father? u///u *Hangs head to avoid looking at the priests very nice long hair & plays with her stockings penitently.
Not your fault, she was going to go masterbate anyway. And There is no sin in offering knowledge. suppression of knowledge is the true crime and real sin. And maybe those stockings too.I mean ahhhhhh ya .
well it was a test for your boyfriend. To see if he could resist temptation .(EPIC FAIL) but you did the right thing by reporting to your BF about after the incedent with Jolly Jack.
Who is Jolly Jack anyway? Maybe he deserves it too.
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Quote by WellMadeMale
1. I am the IRS
2. My ladies did the exploiting
3. No liquor was consumed by all consenting adults during the course of business
4. Those guys enjoyed better pussy than they'd ever had in their lives before
But I still wonder if I'm going to hell, or whether I'm already there now.
Have any " avoid your next aduit" cards?? its not for me but my friend. you understand.
And i would say that this is hell. but then again we create own reality. it all depends on your attitude and perspective.
I tried that "positive" thinking stuff. I knew it wouldent work and it dident.
"I have to look up, just to see hell." MM leaving the basement
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Quote by Dreamer90
Ok I will have a hard time getting the image of 67 year old man in his daughters school uniform out of your head. Can't really believe he looks better than his daughter, but might just be me.
The last thing I did that felt wrong and oh so right at the same time was me fooling around with a guy in the corner of a packed club. Best sex in a long time.
The image will fade in time. and thinking about it. if he was 67 how old does it make his daughter???? and why is she still in school?
why did it feel wrong? if it was good sex ( is there bad sex?) then where in does the feeling that it was wrong come from?
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Quote by Scriptwriter66
BLESS ME FATHER I stole my 16 yo daughter's school uniform and panties and I look better then she does in them.
I also cheated on my daughter by having sex with her GF and her GF said I ate her pussy better than my daughter.
I also fucked my daughters GF and she said I was better then my daughter's strap-on.
Not looking for absolution just here to brag.
Have a good day.
BTW I almost became a priest, but found out I liked teen girls 16-19.
Must be nice to be a priest and not have to worry about birth control with altar boys.
Cheers
Indeed you are blessed to have such great ....ahhh lets say assets.But I think it only right that you confess to your daughter your BORROWING her uniform and such. I am sure she will be understanding. The two of you could even go shopping together. Quality family time.That should open the door for you to have a talk about improving her oral skills and proper use of tools.
In this church no children admitted.
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Quote by emilykiss
Point taken ;)
Say, how did you get from crack-smoking sinner to snarky priest? It's a pretty awe-inspiring turnaround, if you ask me! Haha..
WHOA WOHA WHOA. I dont where it says " thou shalt no smoke crack in the bathroom of a Shell service station" or "Thou shalt not get high while posting in the forums of LS.". Wait a second, what did I miss something in the rules? I did kinda just skim over them. OK FINE! I didnt read them at all. OK, happy? sheesh.
And another thing, I dont know what kind of church your from? But the reality of it is that I'm a self appointed ($)aint.7i22BPnJA18XubUk
You really think I'm "snarky"? Thank you. But it might be the crack.
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Quote by simarkanpurWell we need to know what sin you commited? There is no holy law that address men or womens choices fashion or attire. Unless you didn't accessorize properly or were not color coordinated. Then the Fashion Nazi will come kick in your door to teach you a thing or 2.
forgive me father for i have sinned,i have indulged in crossdressing and bisexual chats all over the internet
The internet like the wild west is "wide open" all is fair in cyberspace. well almost. Remember " Do as thou wilt, that will be the whole of the law". Life is for living not regretting.So go live and come back when you have some REAL sin.
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Quote by WellMadeMale
I pimped a couple of 40 something, MILFy, Catholic divorcées in the summer of 2010.
I knew it was wrong, but my cut of their action kept me in booze without costing me anything out of pocket.
Yes it was wrong in the eyes of the IRS if you dident pay taxes on it. Did you offer W2 forms? Well, for a little larger donation we can make this go away and forget all about it. Unless your ex-employees get audited or file a grevance against you with the union. Then of course we dont know who you are.
Other than that what was wrong about it? Everyone was happy after all was said and done wernt they? The girls got exploited like they wanted and the owner of the liquor was happy sales dident fall off. So am I missing something?
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Quote by SereneProdigy
Don't mind me folks, I'm only here to steal the ceremonial wine.
Fantastic, That damn noise was about to drive me up the wall. I could bearly hear myself think. wasent it driving you all crazy too? I dont know about it being ceremonial or not but it was a very high pitched whine.
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I never confessed but I am gonna learn and come back here Mr. Priest. lol
Is that some kind of threat? Well we know who you are and who your neighbors are. We even know your postman and the guy at the 711 that works nights. So when you do come back and confess to whatever you might have done or thought about doing (Department of Pre Sin). We we have a vauge idea about it. So just remember were waiting.P8Hzbe5BNHb9Ndgx
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Quote by CliffordAClavin
Quick, hide the children, the priest is here!
You know they found the reason why priests we having sex with young boys. It was all the due to misprinted bibles. Gen. 1. 1. " In the begining there was Adam and Steve."
I had several intimate conversations relating to sexual topics with individuals who were not my wife.
And I think "WERE" going to need more details than that. like ahhh how about the trans scrip of the conversations. That way we have a better idea of what were dealing with.
Its only a sin if your doing it wrong.
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Quote by emilykiss
Well, father, any recommendations on something that would merit at least a hundred Hail Mary's?
I would say that question would. Why would you want to do any in the first place? The time you spend doing that could be better spent being really bad. And thats a good thing.
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Quote by seeker4
Bless me father for I have sinned. I have engaged in lustful cyber conversation involving restraints and orgasms with a woman who was not my wife .
you are bless only if you enjoyed yourself. Go to your favorite coffee house get get yourself a special drink that will redeem you and free you from thinking that was a sin. sheesh. next
