Nah. Even my boss' annual April Fools memo was a bit meh this year.

Do you have any summer vacation plans?

Couldn't tell you so not recently. Happens now and then though.

Do you get a lot of traffic tickets?

Contemplating various ideas including a possible second story about the adventures of Ty and Wendy from Porch Pirate Josh.

No. Fantasies but no reality.

HYE taken a vacation or business trip with a friend/coworker and ended up having sex with them?

Darjeeling and an eclair from that pastry tray.

Good morning. Yeah that was a quite a ski run by the markets yesterday. Straight an arrow down the hill.

Cute note that I saw in both the NY Times morning newsletter and Today in Science from Scientific American: Trump imposed 10% tariffs on goods from the Heard and McDonald Islands. Which are an uninhabited nature reserve managed by the Aussies. So he is tariffing goods produced by seals and birds. As always with Donnie, the jokes just write themselves, even if they make us cry after the laughter ends.

Toying with ideas right now, including another story about Ty and Wendy from my latest.

Better still to leave a comment or PM on here, isn't it? Comments on here are public and give you a chance to share your thoughts with others besides the author. And a PM should be private enough for things you don't want to put in a public comment. Not sure about other authors here, but I generally don't share my offsite coordinates with Lush.

Good morning. Ouch. Market futures are maybe the worst I have seen. Will be interesting to see what happens when Wall Street and Bay Street actually open today. Seconding the Bear's rant. You can't run a 21st century country on the policies of the 19th and early 20th.

However, work beckons. Fortunately, we are in healthcare so only Canadian import tariffs are going to affect us. Other divisions in our group have been shuffling things around though. Some products that were being made in Canada for the US market are being moved to US subsidiaries, with Canada retaining production for domestic and overseas markets. That sort of thing.

The initial flush of interest in my new story has cum and gone. It's still there, though, if you're interested.

Irish breakfast and a randomly selected doughnut.

Done a couple island vacations so a safari.

Buy a resale house or get a builder and do custom? (let's assume you have the money lined up already)

Well, I get none outside of masturbation, so I could definitely use more. That would require going outside my relationship, though, given current circumstances. Which I have done but not recently.

Depends. As long as the worst of the mess is cleaned up, I can wait. Especially with bedtime sex when I am usually sleepy already and sex makes it worse. Sex earlier in the day, I might.

Join a couple for a threesome or have sex with one while the other watches?

Both have their joys and I'm terrible at both (my wife might disagree but she's biased). I'll say flirting these days.

Where was your most memorable vacation?

No, I have not. Maybe a silent auction back in school or something, but nothing that I specifically recall.

HYE raced a car?

No, though it is a bit of a fantasy of mine (minus the panties part, I don't crossdress).

Does weather significantly influence your mood?

With Porch Pirate Josh out, I'm focusing on a non-erotic fantasy piece that will probably end up on SS. Volcanoes, spirits, mad priestesses, lots of fun.

Casual but depends on what you mean by "business". Most businesses are "business casual" nowadays, and that's actually kind of my preferred style (I have a weird hatred of jeans). But suits? Yeah, those are for weddings, funerals, and other formal events. Even church is business casual nowadays.

Go abroad or travel domestically?

Stuck with gas last purchase but I imagine I will go hybrid or EV next time. Just did not feel EVs were quite at the level I wanted (I am a cheap reliable car owner rather than getting too fancy)

Compact or full-size?

Yorkshire Tea and a profiterole. Good morning. Nice to see the Lion back. Awaiting another storm. Rain here. Freezing rain elsewhere. Oh well, I have nowhere to go.

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I deleted “Poppy”

You had me panicking there for a moment. I'm a fan of the singer Poppy and her being deleted would make me have a sad.

And for those who may not know who Poppy is, here she is. Attractive young lady with a nice singing voice but she can also scream with the best of them when needed. Her music is a blend of pop and metal, something we are seeing more of these days.

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Can’t wait to read it!

It's out! See my signature!

Yes. You never know what might come barreling across.

Have you seen a UFO?

Flavored. Doesn't have to be much, maybe just some herbs, but definitely flavored.

Rice or potatoes?

Manual. I was stroking long before my first sex.

Sex in shower or bath?

I don't use recreational drugs aside from alcohol (and that rarely).

HYE taken an April Fools joke seriously?

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It is never a good idea to completely alienate your only fans!

Yeah, Onlyfans learned that lesson real fast.

Of those, dating apps. Not really a club kind of guy. Really, though, meeting someone in person in a social setting is my ideal, just would prefer it be a bar, social event, or something other than a night club.

Would you have sex with someone you just met if things clicked?

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You're looking rather dapper today, Bear. 😊

Any chance of adding Yorkshire Tea to the Rumplations well-stocked bar?

It is what I drink when I am writing, though it does have the habit of turning to wine later in the day! 🙄

Already is. I stocked some a while ago. Great black tea. If it isn't in the pots, just ask. I personally have Yorkshire Tea at work and Yorkshire Gold at home.

Good morning. New story of mine did go up last night. Lots of likes so far so I guess it is going over well. Kat's drinks are on me since she was the lucky mod.

It's the old "couple has a threesome with the neighbour" scenario but with some plot and character around it. And bi male action, this being me.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/threesomes/porch-pirate-josh

Peanut butter. Not fond of Nutella for a number of reasons.

Just peanut butter or with jam?

All the time in my youth. My brother, cousin, and I had some great ones.

HYE broken off a friendship over politics?

Did it. Almost let the story stew longer but decided that the week it spent in limbo when I almost abandoned it was enough stewing.

Whiskey. Jamesons. Neat.

No, not really.

HYE found out after sex that your partner was cheating on someone else?