I would be a stripper... Its better than having sex once a week with 'god knows who'. The money may not be great but it would still be better than the 'bag of cash' that comes with 'death and disease'...
I don't where them when I'm going to my bed or when I'm feeling naughty and ready to be fucked at any moment.
I don't masturbate often... Only when I'm really horny and there's no one around who I want to fuck/suck me.
Tease them till they beg me to fuck them silly.