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SammiTS
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Of course and its a great way to pick up some useful tips
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I consider myself a moderate Independent. I cannot relate to either the Democratic or the Republican party. And I definitely cannot relate to the far left or the far right. Both of their ideals are just bizarre to me. I believe in government being there to help the people that need it. I believe government should be there to protect the rights of everyone. I believe in our constitution and hate violence from any side that tries to use it to squelch the other side. That is pretty basic but it really is that simple to me. I feel like both sides have been taken over by small but very loud minorities and its getting worse. I hope some day everyone comes to their senses and both sides migrate back towards the middle and learn to work together to solve real problems.
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This might entertain all you northerners and people from outside of the US. All of you other southerners please participate and give us your favorite or most unusual southern phrases. Everyone is welcome to comment or throw a new one in.

I'll start with an easy obvious one.

Bless your heart
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Jennifer Lopez (an amazing ass)
Megan Fox (southern girl and part native American)
Meryl Streep (can act the phone book and get an Oscar)
Jessica Alba (California girl and air force brat)
Penelope Cruz (Spanish descent like me)
Alicia Keys (music genius)
Emma Stone (just plain cute as a button)
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NO WAY! There is poison ivy in the woods and I don't want that all over my privacies.
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I'll take the mystery shot too. Just nothing too sweet please.
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Terri was arrested for stealing my lingerie. When I saw they were missing and the open window I called the police. They checked for fingerprints and it turns out Terri as a long record as a sexy lingerie thief. I dropped the charges and let her keep them.
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I can't tell you it's Sprite because she'll suspend me. She can be one mean MF if you look at her the wrong way. Shhhh


I refuse to believe that about Sprite...but now I'm really scared of her.
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ok this is true. I entered a contest to see if I could do the pasty twirl dance. I had pasties on so does that still count as naked? BTW I didn't win.
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Most recently on Lush...this is a very interesting place
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I would but bill would be scrambling out the other side I'm afraid..hehe
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I wouldn't exactly say I'm normal, but I love giving them!


and Bethany, I'm not exactly a normal "woman"...but I love giving them too
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Hung shemale


ahem..hi Jill just kidding
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I'll get suspended if I tell you.


I'm suspending you for not telling us.
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