With Lush disappearing, the world must be coming to an end. I need a beer if that's going to happen. Hell, give me all the beer.
I'm a Glock 22 in 40 S&W.
Bull shit cause I don't like Glocks.
And to note another surprise - Detroit winning 6 games. I said this at the beginning of the year and I'll continue to say this. Detroit will be a good team in the next 1-3 years. Detroit is a young, talented team with promise. Look how they finished the year.
Innocent
Have you hooked up with a friend's gf/bf?
with a little help from my friends, let it be and twist and shout.
Guilty
Have you ever messed around with someone in the movie theater.
Innocent
Ever have sex on a rock?
Innocent
Have you ever spent more time at work on Lush rather than getting some actual work done?
Yeah, dude, what Mmonroe said. You're better off not doing it.
This man walks into a bar and on the counter is a jar full of money. The guy goes up to the bartender and asks, "What's the jar of money for?"
The bartender replies, "If you can make my horse laugh, I'll give you the jar of money."
The man walks over to the horse and whispers something in it's ear and the horse starts laughing. He walks back to the bar, grabs the money and walks out.
Exactly one week later, in the same exact bar, in the same exact spot, is another jar of money. The man walks up to the bartender and asks, "What's the jar of money for?"
The bartender replies, "Well, ever since you came in here last week, my horse hasn't stopped laughing. If you can make him stop laughing, I'll give you the jar of money."
The man walks over to the horse and does something to it and the horse immediately starts crying. He walks back to the bar, grabs the money and heads for the door. Before he reaches the door, the bartender stops him and asks, "How did you get the horse to laugh and how did you get him to cry?"
"Well, the first time I came in, I told the horse my dick was bigger than his, and this time I showed him."
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks, "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"
The Cowboy says: "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
"We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt, so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants, so I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts, so I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy.'
And here I am."
Son of a Gun, Blonde Men do exist.
I set goals, not a resolution.
1. Get back in the gym
2. Be a better person
3. Work harder and do more for my career
4. Do more outdoor recreations - hiking, going to the lake, target shooting, basically anything outdoors
5. Be more acquainted with my dog
There's more, I just can't think of them at the moment.
I'm thrilled Denver is now using Tebow! It's about damn time!
Guilty and that was during sex.
Have you written about being watched during sex?
Guilty and that was once.
Have you ever been seen while walking around naked with the curtains open?
Innocent consider my boss are my Grandparents.
Have you ever fantasized about the person next door?
Guilty if a photo counts. If not, then Innocent.
Have you been too shy to approach someone on Lush?
Innocent
Have you ever cybered with multiple people at the same time?
