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Hey guys, it's raining birds!

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Pixie
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I live in Arkansas, and I swear I had NOTHING to do with it!!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
nicola
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I told you to stop practicing witchcraft Pixie, it doesn't become you!
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I live in Arkansas, and I swear I had NOTHING to do with it!!


Hey Pixie...you live around there???

What you should do, is next time they start falling from the sky, just go out there holding a large pot of water and catch a few...
Just bring the pot in, add some cut carrots and potatoes, dice up an onion, throw in some seasoning and let simmer on the stove for about an hour...

Dinner for the whole family...and you have to admit, you really can't beat the price...

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I live in Arkansas, and I swear I had NOTHING to do with it!!


Hey Pixie...you live around there???

What you should do, is next time they start falling from the sky, just go out there holding a large pot of water and catch a few...
Just bring the pot in, add some cut carrots and potatoes, dice up an onion, throw in some seasoning and let simmer on the stove for about an hour...

Dinner for the whole family...and you have to admit, you really can't beat the price...



I could go for a "free" meal myself
Pixie
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Ok guys, that is just eeeww!!!

Note to self: I need to be more careful as to where I sprinkle my Pixie Dust.
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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Ok guys, that is just eeeww!!!

Note to self: I need to be more careful as to where I sprinkle my Pixie Dust.


It's just the same as road kill Hey wait I have a recipe for road kill stew. I'm at work now but when I get home tomorrow I will try to look it up. It's almost as good as my Rattlesnake Chili
Pixie
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Again, I repeat......EEWWW!!!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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Btw, what kind of wine do you serve with roadkill???


Mad Dog of course...
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Again, I repeat......EEWWW!!!


Hey...it said in the vid that the birds appeared healthy...I don't see a problem...

Btw, what kind of wine do you serve with roadkill???


Wine!?!?!? Think a nice pleasant aromatic home made corn whiskey would be a + to the pallet and if you don't know what the Hell I meant It's Moonshine son

Still looking for that damn!!!! roadkill stew recipe. Dammit!!!!!! I know I have it in one of these 100s of cookbooks I have.xqdSpBiGPqn1bjwa
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2012 is approaching. The birds and fish are proof the world is gonna end in 2012.


Before then May 21 2011


Oh Yeah Still Looking For That Damn!!!! Roadkill Stew Recipe.
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Just do me a favor Remmy...let me know when it does, post it here in the forum or something so I don't miss it...

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Alan, the world is about to end. You haven't missed anything yet. Or so I think..


Just do me a favor Remmy...let me know when it does, post it here in the forum or something so I don't miss it...


Don't worry, I'll post in here as soon as I find out about it.
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According to the local news approx. 200 birds were found dead on the side of I 65 just outside Athens Ala. Local residents were alarmed. F&G studied the birds and determined a large flock was spooked while feeding in the median and flew up into the path of an on comming semi rig. They found signs of extreme trauma on the dead birds they collected. There is always an explaination for everything.
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According to the local news approx. 200 birds were found dead on the side of I 65 just outside Athens Ala. Local residents were alarmed. F&G studied the birds and determined a large flock was spooked while feeding in the median and flew up into the path of an on comming semi rig. They found signs of extreme trauma on the dead birds they collected. There is always an explaination for everything.


Oh, this is all sarcasm. Well, talking about the world ending anyways.
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According to the local news approx. 200 birds were found dead on the side of I 65 just outside Athens Ala. Local residents were alarmed. F&G studied the birds and determined a large flock was spooked while feeding in the median and flew up into the path of an on comming semi rig. They found signs of extreme trauma on the dead birds they collected. There is always an explaination for everything.


Oh, this is all sarcasm. Well, talking about the world ending anyways.


Hey Remmy...I think you're right about the world ending soon...just a few minutes ago I couldn't even get on Lush...

I always figured that if the world ends, it would happen first here in the Lush forum...

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They found signs of extreme trauma on the dead birds they collected.


They fell from the sky.