I am a computer programmer for a major software company. (That's right a geek.) just fresh off a breakup with a cheating whore bitch. (Opps, does that sound bitter?) joined lush to read some hot stories and hook up with some like minded perverts.
I am not a fitness freak. I do go to the gym but hate most of it except the jacuzzi and the chicks in the tight leotards.
I am loyal to a fault. When I commit my self to something or someone I give it all. Chicks like bad boys. I am not even close. So if you want a vanilla guy I am the one. I drive a Honda civic, open doors and hold chairs, bring flowers, and don't even try to initiate sex until she does. Boring!
I see most here don't cyber. Well I will as long as you are a chick... With big tits. Cyber away!

Interests
Games, porn, reading, movies, sex, jerking off, music, dinning, did it mention sex?
I actually like hanging with friends and discussing the topics of the day. Politics interests me because I find it fascinating how such an unqualified group of people have the power to change the course of history. Mostly because people don't pay attention.
Playing pranks and pissing off my tight ass neighbor. Before I go to work I twist his rain birds toward his house. Yeah you are right that is not nice.
But I also like to help with the rescue mission and serve in food lines for the poor. Probably to make up for being such a putz with my neighbor.

Favorite Books
The ones with pictures of naked girls. Actually I like a large variety of books.
Ok all the Bill Orielly books. Bold Fresh, Killing Lincoln, Killing Kennedy, Killing Jesus.
The phone book. I read it almost every day.
Science periodicals.
Wall Street journal.
Betty Crocker cook book

Favorite Authors
Bill Oreilly
Betty Crocker
Bell Telephone
Laura Ingram
Tim Flynt
Hugh Hefner (any old fart pumping playmates in his 70s has my vote)

Favorite Movies
Does this include my favorite porn clips? Or is this about those overpriced theater flicks?
Ok I really like action adventure flicks like the Bourne series or Indiana Jones series. Or the Debbie a Does Dallas series. Amazing break out series's like a Star Wars or Deep Throat. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (adult). Brea

Favorite Music
All of it that is free. I am Jewish.