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Hello and congrats to everyone who has such good news.

Sleep has once again left me far too early. I am getting used to sleeping only a few hours a night. Or perhaps not, considering the way my family has taken to tiptoeing around me. I may be slightly cranky some days due to lack of sleep.

You all, (Milik, I have learned to spell out that particular saying to make it look a little better. We are southerners and that is a hard habit to break) need to stop writing so quickly. I will never catch up at this rate but I'll keep trying.

Since it is too late or early to go back to bed, I'll take a Hannah to go. I don't drink coffee or tea. I know, I must be one of a very few elite. I have never even set foot in a Starbucks or any other coffee selling establishment. I am not counting here. The stuff you peddle as coffee, I am not sure really is coffee.

Have a good day everyone.

Cheers!

Quote by RumpleForeskin
Radiant_Knight wrote: *rests ass checks on the bar* Don't i meet the standards hehe

There's a debate among the joint's regulars over whether the standards around here are lower than whale shit in the bottom of the deepest hole in the ocean or if there are any standards at all.

So if you can find any standards, feel free to meet 'em at your leisure.

You ready for a refill?

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I'd be careful about falling on the floor, if I were you, place hasn't been cleaned in a while, sticky floors and all, and not just from spilled cocktails, some of the guys get excited when the dancing pole is used.

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Welcome to this toxic waste dump along the great information highway,, Jill. Yep, I checked out your profile. There are some other Aussies among us so we've learned to tolerate the species. ;)

As for hitting on Laura, well, good luck. She is, after all, from NZ and does have her standards.

Anyway, here's a couple Old Charters with Coke for you two. Enjoy..

Any more takers uppers of the fine products currently on sale?

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Damn fucken right I'm the hottest kiwi.

Quote by Lauradj
So. US Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson touched down in NZ today and was met with hostility and a sea of people flipping the bird. Haha.

Old Charter for me, thanks, Bill.

Quote by Lauradj
So. US Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson touched down in NZ today and was met with hostility and a sea of people flipping the bird. Haha.

Old Charter for me, thanks, Bill.