Wishing she would want to watch me with another woman. Never happen though!

Gardening. It works all the muscles and joints. Some of the movements mimic yoga. Plus the product is something beautiful and useful.

Actually yes I do. Shave the shaft and balls. Trim the pubes. I don’t want to look like the Geico caveman. Nor do I want to look like a little boy.

Hard pass on this one. Far more enjoyable and kinky things they can be done.

Every chance I get. Which isn’t too often now that someone else is in the house.

Hot and a little heavy whipping cream.

This is beginning to remind me of the discussion in Monty Python and the Holy Grail about swallows and coconuts.

I was in a Target yesterday. Cheezits were $6.19 a box. Thats outrageous.

I did it at work during Covid. It was in a closed off portion of work. It felt decadent.

It’s a burnt butter and lemon pasta made with rotini. To that I’ll add shrimp. Delicious.

If I may add a second…it’s bow tie pasta with oleo and aglio sauce.

Yes, they can be achieved if you know what you are feeling for. I’ve have them in the shower using my finger. Just be sure you don’t run out of hot water! 😳

One for the road?

I don’t care for the gimmicks, the garter belts and things that hold stockings. Also the buffed up actors. Much prefer amateurs, real people.

Our hero was a chap from Lake Placid

But his equipment, oh my, was quite flacid

The local ladies said three inches is fine

But you never be mine

Instead we will avoid you like a dog that is rabid

For me it’s 1500-2000 words Not a fan of the multi-chapter stories unless it’s exceptional. Only one of those comes to mind.

Actually no. A mature woman that has life experience has far more appeal than a girl. Full hips and breasts, even wrinkles that add character. Plus they have far more in their minds.

It’s a song by Tony Keith, who passed in the last week…Don’t Let the Oldman In. It has profound meaning now.

Isn’t it funny that a mirror is your friend yet a photo is not. Many a time I’ve looked in the mirror thinking I look good today. Then a selfie makes you think what was I thinking?

I’ve voted for third party candidates in the past and most likely will again. Hard to believe Biden and Trump will be the two major candidates but there it is.

How about hoe and ho. Huge difference!

Jumping to conclusions is a popular event!