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PrettyMom
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 45
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Sharing the funny things that happen with someone who thinks it's funny too biggrin
Is it really any worse than buying something just as expensive that is purely decorative to put on your car? You can spend that on a set of rims (or a $1000 on one for that matter) or a lot more than that on a body kit.
If I couldn't use metals other than gold or platinum and had the $ to blow I would buy a gold or platinum toy biggrin Honestly I think it would be a rush to get fucked with something that expensive LOL

I'd like these from that list:
#12. Platinum Vibrator With Encrusted Diamonds Cost: $3,250

#4. Pearl Anal Beads Cost: $430

#3. Jade Cock Ring Cost: $135


I'd rather get the pearl beads than a pearl necklace of the same price and I'd rather give the cock ring than a regular ring of the same price :D
Fool on the hill has always been one of my all time favorite songs
I do occasionally skip my thighs if I don't have time and I'm wearing something that covers them. I don't shave my legs though. I'm currently using an epilator, it's an electric tool that pulls the hair very quickly. I've been using an epilator on my legs, bikini and underarms for around 6 years. Before that I waxed for a long time. I only recently started using the epilator to do a full brazilian and I do not recommend it for those with low pain tolerance. It is very worth it for me now that I've done it a few times. The skin is super sensitive after and I've found I enjoy doing it. I only need to do my legs every month or two. I never get stubble either. I was having trouble with ingrown hairs sometimes, but I found using a product to prevent them after has gotten rid of them. It is a CVS brand product, but nads has one too so I will try it next. I've only used Braun epilators and the new one I just got is amazing. It will pull out any hair long enough to feel and it's cordless. I'm loving it biggrin
I hope the return of Beavis and Butthead is a sign that MTV is starting to return to when it was worth watching biggrin It's a step in the right direction at least.
When I find the right female playmate, I hope to. I think I have a better chance of finding her here than at home. Though if I meet her here I will want to know her very well and our first meet would be to meet not just for sex.
If I am alone:
1. Masturbate repeatedly with every type of lubrication I have around
2. Write my name in the snow or on the sidewalk if there isn't any. (I have done this, but it was barely legible, my ass was frozen and I couldn't really watch)
3. Find a girl to fuck. Vaginal, oral then anal.
If this is a body swap:
1. Fuck myself
2. Fuck myself
3. Fuck myself
4. Nap
5. Masturbate
6. Repeat
Roleplay - only if I get to hear a great accent (I LOVE accents smile - been trying to talk the hubby into it for a while.
No accent, then D/s, though neither are my kinks (except the accents) and either would have to be important to my partner.

What's the most painful stimuli you have received pleasure from?
I am going to play devils advocate here and say that you need to figure out why you don't want to when he does. Before you try to figure out what is going on with him you should really figure out what's going on with you. Other than him waking you up in the middle of the night or wanting to fuck when you are in an argument there shouldn't be many times where one of you isn't interested and the other is. Why is it that you are asking him to fuck when he is so tired he can fall asleep? I also think you maybe over reacting to the fact that his eyes are closed. I'm betting he is just pissed off at you for blowing him off so regularly. A pretty easy fix for the not looking (beyond not blowing him off anymore) is to whisper in his ear that you want to look him in the eyes when you cum. There are very few guys who can turn that down, if necessary say please a few times. You really should make a serious effort not to turn him down unless you have a dam good reason. If your not in the mood ask him to help you get in the mood, but don't just say no unless you are on the way out the to meet someone. Scratch that most ppl would totally understand you being late biggrin lol
Though I like telekinesis, love the idea of super luck smile and witchblade kicked some serious ass.

I think I have found the most useful power in this day and age. I want to be a psychic healer of sorts. Like be able to enter the bodies of others and fix things. Cure illnesses, repair damage, stuff like that.
I think it would be the most useful and lucrative power I could have biggrin
Tattoos - I guess you could say I have six. My first was a large circular tat in the center of my low back. Later I got one on either side of it. I don't consider it a tramp stamp as it covers my entire low back. I also have two more circular ones on my chest just below the ends of my collar bones. The most painful and smallest of my tattoos is in the center of my chest like a pendant on a necklace. 3 hours on my low back wasn't a problem, but the 15 min it took to do the center of my chest was excruciating. My current wish list is a large dragon up the center of my back with wings spread and knot work version of my pisces fish on the outside of each circle on my chest.

Piercings - I have a 4 gauge tongue piercing, 8 earrings, and both nipples. I want the center of my lower lip pierced, a vertical hood and possibly a set of vertical piercings behind my lateral nipple piercings.
Body type is important on first sight, along with the attitude they are giving off, but it is all a balance. A great feature will counter a not so great one. A great personality will counter a number of flaws in features. I have always considered looking healthy to be the most important thing and not necessarily body type.
Something happening to anyone I love, especially my daughter, is a given I think.
I am seriously phobic of cockroaches. Not the little ones they call roaches here in PA (though I don't want to touch or be too close to them). The ones that are a couple inches or larger, like the giant ones I grew up with in Arizona. When I get within 10 ft of those hissing roaches or large bugs like them I want to run away. I think I'd rather be bitten by a reptile than hold a cockroach. Heights come in a very close second, like if I had a choice of jumping out of a plane or touching a giant roach I might jump.
I like most reptiles. I have a pet rosy boa that's 14+ yrs old and snakes tattooed on my back. I don't even mind rodents, though they are best as snake food. Spiders don't bother me too much either, but I have a totally embarrassing and irrational response to roaches.
I graduated from college the same day my high school class graduated. So my friends couldn't come to mine and I couldn't go to theirs. I had dropped out of high school, got my GED and did much better in college finishing with a 4.0 GPA.