If you're expecting some asinine introduction on how I joined lush to broaden my horizons, extend my interests, or meet new "interesting" people, well then fuck you. I joined because I'm horny. And I like to read and write erotica. Anyone who has some heartfelt paragraph about themselves and their interests is full of it. If you disagree with me, don't bother expressing your opinion of me because I don't give a shit.