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PoisonIvory
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 32
Canada

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Ugh. I can't stand people with no respect and no brains.

At the grocery store, with my visibly sick grandmother ( she is going through chemo ) and there are supposed to be two lines for the self checkouts, they are marked with bright orange fucking tape, how can you miss it?? Well every person there decides to line up in one line. So I tell my grandmother lets just get in this line, mind you if I had of been by myself I would have waited at the back of the one line.

Well the guy at the end of the line starts running his mouth. He comes and stands next to us with his cart load full of groceries, as opposed to our pack of stew meat. When the next thing opens up, he takes off like a bat out of fucking hell, almost runs my grandmother over, then shoots us a dirty look.

Sure. You are in your mid 40"s and healthy, but you can shove my grandmother out of the way, and go first.

Asshole. Prick.
I don't get up in the morning. It's usually afternoon for me, like between 12 and 1.

Husband works night shifts so we are up until 3-4 in the morning.

I need my 8 hours or I turn into a raging bitch, I admit it lol
I think it's totally up to a person to have personal pictures. I don't see why it matters though. If I was to talk to a person for an extended period of time, and then when I showed them a picture, and I wasn't what they expected and they stopped talking to me, that's really not the type of person I want to interact with anyway.

You knowing what I look like wont make you like my stories any more than you do, won't make you agree with my forum posts, and surely won't make you enjoy my company any more than you do not knowing what I look like.

Part of Lush for me is fantasy, reality has no spot on here for me.
I am pretty sure it doesn't have to be capitalized when used as a " descriptive" word of excitement, only when talking about a deity. As for one word or three, I am not entirely sure.
Quote by flirtinginmaine
When you see a girl at the bar, grab an ice cube and walk over to her. Take the ice cube and smash it into the bar. If it breaks, say "Now that I've broken the ice, I'm (name). Can I buy you a drink?" If it doesn't break, say "Well, that a poor attempt on my part to try and break the ice. I'm (name). Can I buy you a drink?"


LOL love it.

I have had a guy tell a friend:

Are those space pants? because that ass is out of this world.

I also had a guy write me on a different site and say :

Roses are red, violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Show me your tits. LOL
" Here's your sandwich "

and if your man doesn't like his inlaws

" My parents left" lol
Trail Mix , or I will admit I have made a midnight subway run for a veggie sub after a steamy session with the hubby a couple times.