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Pastor_of_Muppets
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 45
United Kingdom

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not bigger than my rubber one. now THAT is a big cock. plus, it's got a suction cup on the end so i can stick it where ever i want and best of all? it doesn't talk back! ;)

or buy you a drink, take out the trash, change a plug, put up a shelf, mow the lawn or any of the other things that you ladies think are done by magic!
thank god there are cooking and cleaning fairies or we'd have to do that too!
I Drive a School bus and i think they frown on that kind of behaviour!
But i have definitely masturbated on the bus while on night work and recorded it for my beloved or phoned her during it!
unicorn on drugs every time!! that would be too cool for words!!

WYR sweat mayonaise or wake up covered in ham every morning and never know why?
African safari every time!

WYR: be attacked by a dozen duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?
Dude why did it have to be you!!! i could never ban ya i'd have no one to raise hell with!!!

but.............. if i had to pick a reason it would definately be the contiuing attmeps to get me drunk!
OMG red hair pale skin and freckels is the most perfect combination in the world!!!
although i am told ginger people have no souls!
Wow this has to be the most faptastic thread ever!!
I'm going back to page one now just in case i missed any!!
Could someone with the ability to post pictures put some up of Jennifer Korbin? by far my favourite red head ohhh or neesa shes lovely too!!