Quote by MrFrost
I had an unpleasant situation where me and this girl were going at it completely caught up in the moment and her mother happened to walk in on her riding me facing her door and me behind her. It happened at my p"oint of no return" and when her mom closed the door I just shot my load into her.

Quote by sprite


i am kind of pissed at Buz because he pretty much just posted my own rant. thing is, he left out a whole lot of swear words.

Quote by honeydipped
tom cruise. i've never seen his appeal. every time i picture him about to have sex i imagine him squealing, "eww girlie parts!!!" and running out of the room like a crazy person.