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OttoE
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 73
United States

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SAY! I LIKE TO PUMP MY HAM!
I DO! I LIKE IT, SAM-I-AM!
AND I WOULD PUMP IT IN A BOAT.
AND I WOULD PUMP IT WITH A GOAT...
AND I WILL PUMP IT IN THE RAIN.
AND IN THE DARK. AND ON A TRAIN.
AND IN A CAR. AND IN A TREE.
IT FEELS SO GOOD, SO GOOD, YOU SEE!
SO I WILL PUMP IT IN A BOX.
AND I WILL PUMP IT WITH A FOX.
AND I WILL PUMP IT IN A HOUSE.
AND I WILL PUMP IT WITH A MOUSE.
AND I WILL PUMP IT HERE AND THERE.
SAY! I WILL PUMP IT ANYWHERE!
I DO SO LIKE TO PUMP MY HAM!
THANK YOU! THANK YOU, SAM I AM