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Omizzle
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40

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Thanks for the replies!

Eh, sometimes they work and sometimes they don't. I think guys are just looking for something to break the ice and get a giggle and then go from there.
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What's the best and/or funniest pick up line you've received?
Did it work?
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I'm not the jealus type...I don't even know how to spell it correctly.
So I don't mind at all if they check out my girl. I'm with you, it's a compliment. Look all you want.
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Yes! I really like it, but it's not like a requirement or anything. It feels nice.

I don't have nipple piercings.
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Ahh, I've always wondered what the hype is with lube.
I'm a dry guy...I produce enough pre-cum to not require lube.
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I don't like shopping, but I have done the whole underwear shopping thing with one of my exes. It was fun!! Same with swimsuit shopping.
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My thinking is a bit strange when I consider the body-type of a woman. In my mind I'm thinking, "If she is skinny now, after children she'll be normal."
Therefore, I go for the skinnier women since women tend to put on weight after kids.
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When I first got into the sex-game, it did. But when we all first started we were all pretty dumb, right?

Luckily my g/f at the time was very open to discussing likes and dislikes during sex.

Therefore, if she girl doesn't mind getting herself off, then I don't mind at all. Whatever makes her happy.
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Nice question.

For me, I like the type of porn which turns me on when I do it in real life. So I don't like that hardcore shit.

I'm more of a softcore type of guy with a woman in charge. So I like handjob videos, where the woman makes a guy feel good with a nice innocent handjob. On the flip side, I like fingering videos.

I also like the massage parlor scenes where the masseuse seduces the guy into a happy ending. I like it when he has to pay her for it. In my mind she's in charge again because she worked him up so much that he has to pay to cum.

My kink is ball-busting. I like videos with ball-busting,again going back to women in charge type of scenes. The thrill of knowing a woman can't feel that pain but can easily inflict it on a man. Again, nothing hardcore because I don't like the idea of permanent damage.