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NotTooNerdy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 154
United States
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I can reach, or at least I used to be able to (I haven't tried in years), but the position is uncomfortable enough to take the fun out of it.
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I'm a white male in my early 40s, single, never married. I'm a bit on the thin side but in good shape (I have a 6-pack). I'm not particularly handsome; not ugly but maybe a little funny looking in the way someone like John Malkovich is funny looking. I'm certainly not cute. I'm pretty quiet and tend to keep to myself -- not outgoing at all. I'm intelligent (have Ph.D.) and successful (a millionaire, but you'd never know it because I live well below my means).
The caveat is that I haven't had sex or even been out on a date or kissed anyone in 20 years. I'm practically a virgin and have had sex only 3 times in my life. I don't mean three relationships; I mean three events, all awkward and, um... brief. I'm surely a lousy lay.
So, lets say you were the type of person who wouldn't mind dating a middle-aged man who was funny looking in the way John Malkovich is (or maybe closer to Nathan Barnatt). How big of a deal is the 20 year dry spell? It's a deal breaker isn't it? Is this the type of thing I should try to conceal?
The caveat is that I haven't had sex or even been out on a date or kissed anyone in 20 years. I'm practically a virgin and have had sex only 3 times in my life. I don't mean three relationships; I mean three events, all awkward and, um... brief. I'm surely a lousy lay.
So, lets say you were the type of person who wouldn't mind dating a middle-aged man who was funny looking in the way John Malkovich is (or maybe closer to Nathan Barnatt). How big of a deal is the 20 year dry spell? It's a deal breaker isn't it? Is this the type of thing I should try to conceal?
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I never wrote an erotic story until today. It's a true story and I'm not sure what category to file it under. It's about an experience I had with my doctor (a woman) giving me a prostate massage. I'm thinking maybe Taboo or Fetish? What do you think?