I havent been on the site for a little while. I have logged on and there are no chat rooms today. Just a glitch or have they disabled?
Thanks
Any explanation as to why my password wouldn't work? I had to reset it this afternoon
Domestic Goddess/House Elf
Domestic Goddess/House Elf
Domestic Goddess/House Elf
Hmm maybe if I share mine with another woman and than I might have a bit more free time ;)
Umm just wish me well people. I have to in the interest of being a very good daughter in law accompany my mother in law to see this who is very "middle England very WI" Oh god!
Whoops snuck in on me there Plunger - so for you I will say you have an obvious sense of humour - I dont know about the bum but I am sure it is lovely too ha!
Lovely profile (and as we have established bum) and I will enjoy having a read of his stories later
Life happens. I have been married for 7 years and a lot has happened in that window, three children, bereavements, health issues, big life stuff. My sex drive has always been higher and his quite low. His has drifted to non-existent and I feel frustrated. I love my husband but it is frustrating being the one that tries all the time. So you join lush, you buy yourself a toy, you find a kindred spirit and you daydream and masturbate (a lot)
fresh clean cool sheets + nakedness = bliss
Baby is more than fine. You are not going to squish or poke little one. The flood endorphins. I was very sexual when pregnant - all that extra blood pumping and sensitive nerve endings. Not to mention i never felt more in tune with my body. Enjoy. Particularly getting creative in a few months time!
Cunt and the word moist. - the two combined makes m blood run cold.
No dont shave it! Hairy chest is fine - not so keen on a hairy back though
I think generally no but you would notice the extremes (very small and very big).
I think it's the motion of the ocean not the size of your boat.
toss up between Calamity Jane and Wizard if Oz. Favourite Westend Performance was seeing probably Les Miserable
Meet me in St Louis or if i need a sugar fix Love Actually
"life is what happens whilst you plan other things"
old band tshirts. Usually liberated from exes and knickers. I like to sleep naked too.