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Well, at first, I just thought it was crowd control. But when you look at the perspective and see how many floors up she must be, the shotgun is RIGHT OUT! LOL
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Mr_Sfstk8d
Over 90 days ago
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Vaguely familiar. But still unable to have the "Give a Rat's Ass" routine compile cleanly.
**Note to self: Must 'aquire' Rocco's Give a Damn v1.1
**Note to self: Must 'aquire' Rocco's Give a Damn v1.1
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OK, I've got the Rock (hard), there are at least a few Scissors in the group,..
FUCK IT, who needs the Goddam Paper!!!
FUCK IT, who needs the Goddam Paper!!!
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I'd have liked to see a "Both A. and B." type of option. To me, none of the above is a deal breaker. I prefer to have it smooth to my lips. That can be either totally smooth or with a neat, trim strip.
Add to that, I love to trim a woman, and MMMM.. that's delighful.
Guys, you all know how to shave, and gals, almost all of you do too, legs and pits at least. But, I'll go into a bit of detail, just to illustrate the point.
Before shaving, the area must be clean, warm and moist. This is to prepare the skin, open the pore, and set the follicles at the ready. Do NOT shave immediately upon waking up, but give it at least fifteen minutes to let your blood get pumping, not pooled, and the skin tone to wake up. Usually a good warm or hot shower accomodates this, but sometimes you're not shaving in or after your shower. At the barber, guys, if you've had an "Old School" barber, before the shave, they'll cleanse the face and wrap in a hot towel. Now, shaving a pussy in a barber shop may be a fascinating premise for a story (think I'll write that one), but not really practical. I have however done many bed shaves. That's Hot (ala Paris Hilton, lol).
So: clean, warm, wet, blood pumping. I can accomodate ALL of those with my mouth. I'm not going to complain about a bit of stuble when getting my knees dirty, lol. It's not necessary to bring your girl all the way off, but for some it puts them in a really relaxed state. For others, it may leave them entirely too agitated for further work. Case by case basis.
Once the pussy is ready to get to work, lather up. At this point, do use a professional product. Something with skin soothing properties, moisturizers, etc. is a good idea. Glycerine based, pH neutral is ideal. Above all, don't use something that will wind up irritating her sensitive parts.
Next, begin the shave. Find out (or decide for her) what the finished product is going to look like. Shave WITH the grain. You can raise up the hair by bringing the skin taught. Hold with thumb of hand opposite razor, and press firmly in direction opposite grain, to bring up stubble. The grain in these close spaces will be going in a few different directions. Guys, think of your chin, then think 10 times more complex. Of course, if your doing this right, you'll be pressing and holding in different directions on all of the flesh in the area. This will allow the blade to glide smoothly, removing the hair growth. Take your time. I recommend using a single blade razor as they have a smaller head and greater control. Sometime soon, I'll be buying my first Straight Razor, to REALLY do the job I want to do. I can't wait!!
For a bed shave, I always get a bowl of HOT water, a couple of wash cloths and a full size towel handy.
If desired, you can also shave the perineum and anus. But remember CLEAN, CLEAN, CLEAN!!!
After the first pass, wipe clean, inspect and apply another light coat of lather. While applying the lather, glide fingers over the entire area to see what still needs extra work, and to plan out the second pass. Be thorough. The second shave cleans up from the first shave and really leaves the skin smooth to the touch.
The process of the second shave follows the same directions as the first shave. It finishes the job.
Afte the second shave, clean and inspect again. At this point, any fine tuning may be done. I get my face as close as possible to really check completely. Is a hair on the landing strip out of place? Is there one on the inside of the outer lips that the razor missed? If so, tweezing may pick off any one or two strays. Be carefull! After thoroughly cleaned and inspected, use an after shave product. Not the same stuff guys use on their face. Use a lady's product, moisturizer, lady's after shaving spritz, etc.
And, of course, (Chef, can you attest?) the final test of the finished product is the taste test. After the shave, cleansing, and rubbing a light lotion, I just have to try it out, and see if what I've seen with my eyes, and touched with my hands shows through on what I feel with my lips and tase with my tongue.
Happy Trimming!!!!
BTW, I do have some openings in my appointment book, Ladies, LOL!!
Add to that, I love to trim a woman, and MMMM.. that's delighful.
Guys, you all know how to shave, and gals, almost all of you do too, legs and pits at least. But, I'll go into a bit of detail, just to illustrate the point.
Before shaving, the area must be clean, warm and moist. This is to prepare the skin, open the pore, and set the follicles at the ready. Do NOT shave immediately upon waking up, but give it at least fifteen minutes to let your blood get pumping, not pooled, and the skin tone to wake up. Usually a good warm or hot shower accomodates this, but sometimes you're not shaving in or after your shower. At the barber, guys, if you've had an "Old School" barber, before the shave, they'll cleanse the face and wrap in a hot towel. Now, shaving a pussy in a barber shop may be a fascinating premise for a story (think I'll write that one), but not really practical. I have however done many bed shaves. That's Hot (ala Paris Hilton, lol).
So: clean, warm, wet, blood pumping. I can accomodate ALL of those with my mouth. I'm not going to complain about a bit of stuble when getting my knees dirty, lol. It's not necessary to bring your girl all the way off, but for some it puts them in a really relaxed state. For others, it may leave them entirely too agitated for further work. Case by case basis.
Once the pussy is ready to get to work, lather up. At this point, do use a professional product. Something with skin soothing properties, moisturizers, etc. is a good idea. Glycerine based, pH neutral is ideal. Above all, don't use something that will wind up irritating her sensitive parts.
Next, begin the shave. Find out (or decide for her) what the finished product is going to look like. Shave WITH the grain. You can raise up the hair by bringing the skin taught. Hold with thumb of hand opposite razor, and press firmly in direction opposite grain, to bring up stubble. The grain in these close spaces will be going in a few different directions. Guys, think of your chin, then think 10 times more complex. Of course, if your doing this right, you'll be pressing and holding in different directions on all of the flesh in the area. This will allow the blade to glide smoothly, removing the hair growth. Take your time. I recommend using a single blade razor as they have a smaller head and greater control. Sometime soon, I'll be buying my first Straight Razor, to REALLY do the job I want to do. I can't wait!!
For a bed shave, I always get a bowl of HOT water, a couple of wash cloths and a full size towel handy.
If desired, you can also shave the perineum and anus. But remember CLEAN, CLEAN, CLEAN!!!
After the first pass, wipe clean, inspect and apply another light coat of lather. While applying the lather, glide fingers over the entire area to see what still needs extra work, and to plan out the second pass. Be thorough. The second shave cleans up from the first shave and really leaves the skin smooth to the touch.
The process of the second shave follows the same directions as the first shave. It finishes the job.
Afte the second shave, clean and inspect again. At this point, any fine tuning may be done. I get my face as close as possible to really check completely. Is a hair on the landing strip out of place? Is there one on the inside of the outer lips that the razor missed? If so, tweezing may pick off any one or two strays. Be carefull! After thoroughly cleaned and inspected, use an after shave product. Not the same stuff guys use on their face. Use a lady's product, moisturizer, lady's after shaving spritz, etc.
And, of course, (Chef, can you attest?) the final test of the finished product is the taste test. After the shave, cleansing, and rubbing a light lotion, I just have to try it out, and see if what I've seen with my eyes, and touched with my hands shows through on what I feel with my lips and tase with my tongue.
Happy Trimming!!!!
BTW, I do have some openings in my appointment book, Ladies, LOL!!
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Especially when it comes to sore throats. Often has to due with nasal drainage down the back of your throat. Gross, I know, but that's it.
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What do you mean about detail? I'm not quite sure I'm following all of that conversation. Do you mean guys giving more detail about what they do for work?? Isn't that boring?
Or are you talking about elaborating on "I had a good day today. I ....." not just "How was your day?", "Fine."
Or are you talking about elaborating on "I had a good day today. I ....." not just "How was your day?", "Fine."
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Quote by Primal
A very cold Hefeweizen.
Are you from St. Louis?? J/K
I know taps in STL you nearly need liquid nitrogen to keep cool enough for their preference, lol.
And you're drinking your morphine, Diversified? Ouch, must be really serious. Isn't the next stage fused vertebrae??
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What, what, WHAT!!!??? Are you accusing someone of Attention Whoring?? In THESE hallowed halls?/!
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Agreed. Long distance is VERY hard. I spent 15 months stationed on another continent. No leave to go home. It was a HUGE strain. Hard on all parties involved. Coming back home is like learning how to live together all over again. People have their own routines, are used to managing certain things, not just ready to hand over the reigns all at once.
It's tough, but it can be done. If it's hard (it often is), then there are resources available for recconecting families. In my situation, the Army has literature on coming home after a long deployment, coming home checklists, etc. as well as Family Readiness groups. For non-military families, there are resources out there as well.
It's tough, but it can be done. If it's hard (it often is), then there are resources available for recconecting families. In my situation, the Army has literature on coming home after a long deployment, coming home checklists, etc. as well as Family Readiness groups. For non-military families, there are resources out there as well.
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Quote by sexybikesassycheergirl
i dont wear lipstick im more of a lip gloss kinda girl
Lip Gloss and Suckers.
I'll have to ship you a package of Skittles flavor lip gloss and a bag of Dum Dum pops. LOL
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I'm not touching that one with a ten foot pole. LOL
Goddam it!! I keep telling all those cyber rooms I HAVE a ten foot pole!!! J/K
I think most everybody agrees, it's really just another way to enjoy somebody you already are enjoying in real life, or in some other meaningful way.
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I'll have to find that video clip, lol.
No, it's not urine. It's made up of very similar material as semen. The primary contributor is the Cowpers gland, same as in men. The Cowpers gland is colocated with the G-spot in women. There are a few other glands that add a little something to the special sauce, and, just as men are chemically different than women, so all women are chemically different from one another. So, each person's content and quantity varies based on their physiological make up, diet, general health, cycle, behavior and a few other things.
No, it's not urine. It's made up of very similar material as semen. The primary contributor is the Cowpers gland, same as in men. The Cowpers gland is colocated with the G-spot in women. There are a few other glands that add a little something to the special sauce, and, just as men are chemically different than women, so all women are chemically different from one another. So, each person's content and quantity varies based on their physiological make up, diet, general health, cycle, behavior and a few other things.
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Ya gotta use the Shark Repellent Spray, Batman!!!!!
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Quote by sexybikesassycheergirlQuote by Pixie
Oh god Primal!! You showed FEET!! I am wiggling my toes, cuz that just totally grosses me out! LMAO!
Most everyone here knows I HATE feet! LOL
Carry on!
OMG i hate feet too lol
Yeah, totally, I'm thinking of having mine removed.
OMG, that's a totally different fetish!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1112
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Quote by sexybikesassycheergirl
its cold as hell in Indiana I'm wishin it was hotter
Well, it's a few hours drive from here, but I think I can come up with some ways to make it hotter, Sassy!! LOL
After some recoup time, I'll take my HVAC exam for Australlian board, get my AC service kit and be on the first plane to fix the "house refridgerator". LOL
We'll get it a comfortable 23 in NO time!! I know it's sexy as hell to see a bead of sweat on a set of heaving bosoms, but not ALL of the time! Active Ink Slinger
I do not abide by BEING restrained. I just don't.
I do enjoy doing the restraining. Sometimes it's just wrapping my arms around her while being together. Holding the back of her head and neck while thrusting, and grasping the back of her shoulder with the other hand to really push her back onto it. Sometimes a bit of light bondage, sometimes more. It's not always a prerequisite, just a great addition when the situation is right. It's something about guiding her into how she will be made available to delight.
It's often times as much an erotic coaching than an escape deterrent. I guess that's what I see reflected from the ladies who enjoy being tied, or held firmly. Having no other alternative, she has no choice but submit to what is being done to her. It frees her of the responsibility of coming up with what to do, and allows her to just wrap her mind around what I'm doing to her. It may mean just focusing on what's happening. Or it may mean not having the ability to "chicken out" from the things I'll challenge her and her sexuality to perform, or have performed on her.
I haven't met a girl yet who doesn't enjoy having her wrist held firmly, very firmly, while I make a low, deep down growl in her ear, my face so close to hers.
I do enjoy doing the restraining. Sometimes it's just wrapping my arms around her while being together. Holding the back of her head and neck while thrusting, and grasping the back of her shoulder with the other hand to really push her back onto it. Sometimes a bit of light bondage, sometimes more. It's not always a prerequisite, just a great addition when the situation is right. It's something about guiding her into how she will be made available to delight.
It's often times as much an erotic coaching than an escape deterrent. I guess that's what I see reflected from the ladies who enjoy being tied, or held firmly. Having no other alternative, she has no choice but submit to what is being done to her. It frees her of the responsibility of coming up with what to do, and allows her to just wrap her mind around what I'm doing to her. It may mean just focusing on what's happening. Or it may mean not having the ability to "chicken out" from the things I'll challenge her and her sexuality to perform, or have performed on her.
I haven't met a girl yet who doesn't enjoy having her wrist held firmly, very firmly, while I make a low, deep down growl in her ear, my face so close to hers.
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Did you write it directly on here? Always a bad mistake if you did, or indeed writing anywhere online.
Best to set your WP program to save every 5 minutes or so. It should be in your deleted folder, unless you deleted it from there too?
If you're in word and it's still in memory, (CTRL)+(V) should undo the delete.
Give us some more info, maybe it's recoverable?
(CTRL)+(Z) would be the Undo hotkey. If it was copied to clipboard, i.e. cut & paste, then (CTRL)+(V) would paste the contents of the clipboard. That's in most Microsoft programs, or ones that run on MSFT platforms. I don't recall the hotkeys on Mac, and Linux is a whole different animal all together. But then again he said he's not much of a computer guy, so he's probably on a PC platform. I won't even get into those weirdos running BeOS, LOL.
That said, the Undo shortcut would only be usefull in the same session, not closed out, unless he's got some of the ridiculously aggressive journaling settings on for like work space collaborative documents. Again, probably over his head.
But yeah, been there, done that.
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*** Note to self: Must remember to sneak in Houdini kit when visiting HoneyBee ***
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See: Mirriam-Webster, McGraw Hill, Funk & Wagnel, et al
For everyday use, I usually refer to the Webster's Compact Collegiate, but it's good to have access to the Industrial Strength stuff when the need arises, lol.
And now, in the self whoring category, I am NEITHER Stupid nor Ignorant!! Yay!!!!! [sounds like Kermit the Frog]
For everyday use, I usually refer to the Webster's Compact Collegiate, but it's good to have access to the Industrial Strength stuff when the need arises, lol.
And now, in the self whoring category, I am NEITHER Stupid nor Ignorant!! Yay!!!!! [sounds like Kermit the Frog]
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Well then Lydia, you'll just have to set up some gift registry at like Best Buy online or something so your freinds can have something shipped your way.
Oh, and Fredericks of Hollywood too, lol!!
Oh, and Fredericks of Hollywood too, lol!!
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Never heard that before. I think that's kinda off. I've got long hands, lol. What I've heard is that if a man spreads his hands and thumb out as far as he possibly can, the distance from index finger tip to thumb tip is a close approximation. In this case, for me, it's pretty accurate. Add to that, my thumb is double jointed, lol, and well, that's quite a span!! Impressed a couple of girls that way.
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That's evil Honey. Please tell me there was some SERIOUS satisfaction afterward.
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I've got another joke with St. Peter and the Book of Deeds, but it's completely different.
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As long as you post it here, I don't much care.
But if you did write something in Swedish as a challenge for the rest of us that'd be fun. Maybe something suggestive. Or like clues!!
But if you did write something in Swedish as a challenge for the rest of us that'd be fun. Maybe something suggestive. Or like clues!!
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Now, wouldn't Happy Vagina Day be linked to the Bragging thread and Soreness thread in the Guys ask Gals room? I mean, after a night of shagging that leaves you tender and wanting to brag about it to your freinds, isn't that a Happy Vagina Day??? 
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Quote by Lady_Lydia
LOL me too Run XD
You'll take TWO?? Sweet!!!
And I agree with Rocco, new razor is awesome.
One of these days I'm going to get an old fashioned straight razor, strop, brush, the whole kit and kaboodle.
I think that'd be sexy. Not the least of which, getting to use it on someone else. {{melts}}