"I want an orgasm and I want it NOW! Get busy!"
"Your friend came by while you were out and said he wanted to fuck me, so I let him. Was that alright?"
"I don't care of you're horny, it's Girls Night Out"
"Yes, I DO talk in my sleep when I'm having erotic dreams...well, just don't listen!"
"No, no, of course I'm not jealous, Master Cheating Bastard."
Hide the salami, for deli lovers. For those inclined to kosher, Spin the Dill Pickle. Hide & Go Masturbate, Blindwoman's Butt, Musical Chairs Lap Dancing, Pin the Clamp on the Nipple, Threesome Leg Race, Ring-around the Rosebud, Dirty Hop Scotch...and the ever-popular Strip Poke-her.
Eau de Freshly Licked Orgasmic Pussy Cologne: It's what real men wear. Old Spice is for Bi-Curious Sailors. LOL j/k
Chocolate can be saucy when licked from firm, warm skin
Conveying from the licking tongue what hungers lie within.
Chocolate can be naughty, seductive, and even lewd.
Chocolate's never gross, though, even when you're nude.
Sprinkles on your lovely breasts, nibbled with delight;
Chocolate kisses strewn along the pathways of the night;
Chocolate syrup dripping from your fingers and your thighs;
Chocolate moans of pleasure and chocolatey sighs.
Chocolate is sweet, whether dark or white
But chocolate may be best of all melting after a bite.
She'd like to go sailing, but with a firmer hand on the tiller. Wise lady.
Leading you out on the dance floor at midnight
Oh, dominate from dusk 'til dawn..and maybe even later ;)
Yeah, even calling it "sloppy seconds" is just so classy, guys. Not demeaning or misogynistic at all. Do you also say "bang them" and use all that sporty jock/locker room talk in the bedroom or when chatting some new babe up in the bar?
Just a couple of cents worth: I'm really curious about men who claim to be sexually submissive, but not part of the lifestyle. If you have to be "forced" (?) to have sex by a dominant woman, is it that you have "issues"? Are you usually too shy, for example or are you just too lazy to initiate sex or what? I wonder at the psychology of it all.
"My ex-Master's cock was way bigger"
"Really, Mr. Boy Scout? Is that the best knot you can tie?"
"That's terrible. Here, let me show you how to use a flogger properly."
"You didn't read the fine print in the slave contract, did you? Sub Section 5b clearly says I get to peg you once a week. Now bend over."
"Well, now that you mention it, yes; this dildo does feel better than your cock."
"Oh, Mistress/Master, sometimes you just act so silly!"
"Oh, no, you don't. That's my personal private stuff."
"If you call me that one more time, I'll whack you so hard you'll swallow your teeth."
Remember it's true.
Things seem less serious when
You have no clothes on.
"Over The Rainbow" by Judy Garland
Futons in the break room. That rug burn is getting painful.
Scars show character - every one has a story.
Despite the repetition - he seems very sociable, friendly, polite, and dedicated
I enjoy ladies who can creatively role-play
Potato in front
Of your speedo looks better
Than when put behind
incestuous scuba orgies at Lake Como
Frequently.
Which do you prefer: Little Red Riding Hood or Sleeping Beauty?
She likes horses, and small talk, and long walks on the beach (with a horse).
There are only a few situations where it might not be normal to be attracted to females where you work. For example, if you're a dairy farmer and your co-workers are cows. Or you work at a pet shop, say, and find yourself offering way more birdseed than required to the girl parrots as a way to flirt. We need a few more details to offer the best advice.
