Quote by onerealguy
no doubt about it, she has already had more than a few guys "save her life"
Quote by racking
Just shut up! I don't have to talk to you until Wednesday. I like keep the suffering to one day, so piss off and leave my weekend alone.
Quote by Guest
Hey Hollywood, come up with an original story and I might go to the movies again.
Hey politician, fuck you, you too Obama, eat me.
Hey car manufacturer, fuck you.
American Airlines, good riddance, go rot and stick your peanuts up your ass.
And TSA, you are all a waste of space, and a useless drain on oxygen.
Don't tell me about sacrifice, unless you do the same.
Local news, you're a joke, not a journalist amongst you. Congratulations on being true whores. The rest of you should say something as real journalists, if you are that.
I'm tired of working my ass off, getting nowhere, and being told what "we" need to do. Come up with an actual plan and implement it.
Hey there Mitt, I read your bullshit proposal, 20 pages of rhetoric and catch phrases, and the rest noting that Obama sucks. Guess what, I already know that sparky.
Rogaine, little blue pill, all you pharmaceutical people, kiss my ass. Thanks for preying on all our insecurities. Make a pill that cures stupid, now that would be beneficial, and the rest above would disappear. Ahhh, dare to dream.
When will people wake the fuck up!!
Quote by MrLosAngeles
Hilarious stuff..what's next, consumers? WD-40 as a sexual lube?
Quote by Naughty_Talia
It depends on the guy and the cock. Like if it a fat guy with a nubby cock I really don't want to see that. If it is a sexy guy with nice abs and a long strong cock I am all in!!!
Not only do I like the hairy pussy, but I also like their hair-do and clothes. Takes me back to my youth. I looked at every pic in the thread and didn't see a rubber boobie in the bunch!
Absolutely love it. Sometimes would prefer to eat instead of fuck (especially if she squirts). Could spend hours there just leisurely lapping away. 
Damn near turned gay! Ended up just being bi. Quote by Paulfromma
Eat my cum out of her pussy? Darn right I would and do whenever possible. Of course, I prefer to eat another man's cum from a pussy, or better yet, a combination of his and mine. And, don't forget, when you're with a man and a woman and he cums in her, his cock is coated with the wonderful taste of both him and her.
Quote by littlemissbitch
can i just interject that the past tense of cum is came rather than cummed? just sayin...
Quote by Kinky_Becky
A wife arrived home from a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed naked, with a lovely young thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her and said, "Honey, before you leave, please let me explain."
The wife stopped to listen. He continued, "I was driving along the highway, and I saw this young girl looking very tired and bedraggled, so I offered her a lift. She was also hungry, so I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef in the refrigerator which you didn't like. She was wearing some much worn sandals, so I gave her a pair of your shoes which you'd discarded simply because they were out of style. She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I bought you for your birthday - the one you never wore because the colours didn't suit you. Her slacks were torn, so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good, but much too small for you now."
The wife seemed to have no problem with any of this, but still needed just one question to be answered. "That's all fine and good," she said, "but why did I find you both in our bed with no clothes on?" The husband replied, "Well, that's simple... see, as she was about to leave the house, she turned to me and asked, "Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?"
Quote by Naughty_Talia
Anal is tricky. You can't just start doing it right off the bat. It takes time and a lot of patience lol. Porn makes it appear that anyone can just bend over and start getting fucked by a big cock with no lube or preparation. You also have to take into consideration that an enema is needed to have safe and fun anal sex. If you have gone number two recently you can get by with a finger and some soap ;)
Quote by WanKaDDict
Don't worry I'm only winning you by one
Damn! All of these women saying they like anal and do it regularly. In my entire life, I've never been able to find a woman who would let me into that.kGoqjju04HBlMpfa Have tried peeing on and being peed on. Both were different and fun. Although I've had a problem finding women who are willing to get into peeing games. Even in the shower, (which is a nice clean place to play), most women don't want it. Would like to find a pee partner to enjoy from time to time. Hell, if nothing else, I like see where it comes from! 
Love it! My wife and I are swingers and I've watched her with several men at one time. She has a good time cumming her brains out I have a good time watching. I also love licking her clean. 
I certainly would! Boobs, cock, and pussy all in one package.b9xFr8SolvXl4TLH I'd love to pee on you, but would expect you to return the favor sometime. Doing it to each other in the shower is fun and not as messy. Quote by BabblingBrooke
I fell off a balcony once, It was very very low (Ground level balcony, more of a patio) but I fell over the railing into a sand dune and it ruined the moment!
Quote by cindy_4u
Sexual accidents....hmmmm.
Carpet burns; cum in eye; knocked head against bedpost/car/trees/tables/bars etc while being fucked; pussy cut when a guy was trying to tear my thong out of passion and could not and ended bruising my girl parts; pinched nipples that bled; hickies that opened the skin; stuck tampoon deep in me while having sex during my periods with it in me; bruised ass by being spanked while being doggy fucked....I am sure I am missing quiet a few more ;)
