Of course it makes a noise. Just because no one was around to observe it doesn't mean that it didn't happen.
Sure! And theyre up for it, they can message me!
I predict that Mysteria will write a titillating piece of erotica in the near future. Oops. Dont know why it posted that twice.
I predict that Mysteria will write a titillating piece of erotica in the near future.
Nope.
Have you ever made a sex tape with a significant other?
I used to be in the top 10 percent of the world for the time it took me to solve a rubiks cube.
My best friend. Im not even attracted to her, but Im curious what she'd be like in the sack.
Has the attention span of an overactive 5-year old
Dry with my hand. There isnt that many options for guys. Ive tried the lube thing once but I dont like it.
Hey Shotgun! Whats up man?
Hey Shotgun! Whats going on bruh?
1. FUCK THE CUNT THAT MARKED MY SYSTEMS FINAL AND ALMOST MADE ME FAIL THE COURSE BECAUSE OF SIGNIFICANT FIGURES.
2. UGH. ALSO, TO THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO STOLE MY LOAFERS AT THE GYM LAST WEEK, I HOPE YOU GET A FOOT INFECTION.
3. LASTLY, and this more of a general annoyance that pisses me off constantly, ALL YOU POLITICALLY CORRECT ASSHOLES WHO GET OFFENDED OVER THE TINIEST THINGS, GO FUCK YOURSELVES. I understand that there is real discrimination in the world but getting mired in vocabulary and language and shit, it doesn't help anyone.
I remember when people thought that Bill Cosby was a good guy