Looking for a bit of healing, a shot of distraction, or maybe both mixed in a fine cocktail.  If you're new to me, rest assured, I don't believe you.  If you are my friend, you already know I feel like I know you much more deeply than an online site can provide.  

That said; Hi!  I'm a skeptical curmudgeon, but I'm fun and friendly.  How does that work?  I don't know, but it does.  If you are a skeptic also, try me and see.  

Let's all have fun.  Let's all play nice.  Everybody wang chung tonight.