First -- and are all you little boys listening? -- it's all about pussy with me. Call it whatever pet name you desire, but it's pussy to me and I love it. I revel in it. Young, old, neat or nasty, it is my essence in all ways, my very being. Now, if you must know, I am thin, agile, and have very long legs. And a very talented tail.

Interests
eating; napping; leaving things on my pet's keyboard; ignoring the needs of anyone but myself

Favorite Books
Field Guide to Birds of North America; Rodent Mammalia of Coastal California; Human Pets and How To Train Them

Favorite Authors
I like to make fun of my pet's scribbles -- does that count?

Favorite Movies
What's a movie?

Favorite TV Shows
Don't know that one either

Favorite Music
bird song