She looked over the lads and she wondered
Which to choose, as she was so outnumbered.
Dear Moll seems consistently shy
To give us a glimpse of her thigh
It's called decorum
Rarely seen in this Forum
AID
Artificial insemination denied.
Her fingers sought out her rose for play
She knew she would say nay
Her arse in the air
Like she hadn't a care
And that's all that I'll tell you today.
Dear Moll seems consistently shy.
This redhead took forever to cum
He figured her clit must be numb
Though he tried and he tried
Loudest voice in the theatre.
PRISON
People requesting information sometimes omit names.
"Little Shop of Toys" it was called
The service was rather ribald
Clothes left at the door
Scattered over the floor
And the service was surely unrivalled.
These limericks can be quite risqué,
GOING
Get on it now girl!
Fritz met a hot frau named Johanna
The things she could do with a banana
It made poor Fritz blush,
MICHAEL
My imagination could have altered every line.
INVASION.
I never visualised a situation involving ongoing negotiation.
I cant refuse a lady, so Spank!
A horny young German named Fritz
Lost his testicles during the blitz.