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Maroo
Over 90 days ago
Male, 154
United Kingdom

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Girldeluver insisted that I, a person who has just returned to the site, comment about her. Well i shall not be used! Abd i dont care if you did make out with a camel.....damn did i say that out loud?
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As a nut hater, it pisses me off to have mixed nut and fruit and be expected to dig my way through to get the fruit. And when i do, what am i greeted with? The taste and smell of....NUTS!

"I can't stand two things in this world: people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures, and the Dutch!"
Had to
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Roses are red
Violets are too
Oh wait I'm colour blind
Is green just pale blue?
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Wow...none of those are questions are they...*slaps face*
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"No not tonight, I'm tired"
"No not tonight, I have a head ache"
"We've known each other for 2 years now and theres something you should know.......I hate you."
"Lets see other people" (Sounds good at the time but you forget that she's the only one getting any!!)
"My parents are coming over tomorrow"
"If you ever talk to me in that tone of voice again I'll kill you while you sleep!......good night hunny"
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Well I think 11pm isnt great whether but im sure its nice where you are nicola. id be happy to drive along, cant have a woman as pretty as you driving alone at this time of night, lol.
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As I was searching for the first thread I could easily post on, what could be simpler than this? So yeah, hi everyone! Been a user of the site for quite some time so though I'd join at last. As for my first ever post I will say only this, never trust a badger.