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Maroo
Over 90 days ago
Male, 154
United Kingdom
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As a nut hater, it pisses me off to have mixed nut and fruit and be expected to dig my way through to get the fruit. And when i do, what am i greeted with? The taste and smell of....NUTS!
"I can't stand two things in this world: people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures, and the Dutch!"
Had to
"I can't stand two things in this world: people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures, and the Dutch!"
Had to
"No not tonight, I'm tired"
"No not tonight, I have a head ache"
"We've known each other for 2 years now and theres something you should know.......I hate you."
"Lets see other people" (Sounds good at the time but you forget that she's the only one getting any!!)
"My parents are coming over tomorrow"
"If you ever talk to me in that tone of voice again I'll kill you while you sleep!......good night hunny"
"No not tonight, I have a head ache"
"We've known each other for 2 years now and theres something you should know.......I hate you."
"Lets see other people" (Sounds good at the time but you forget that she's the only one getting any!!)
"My parents are coming over tomorrow"
"If you ever talk to me in that tone of voice again I'll kill you while you sleep!......good night hunny"