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Magical_felix
6 hours ago
Straight Male, 43
United States

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When the stock market was doing well under Biden he said it was because people were excited that Trump was going to be president.

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I imagined him typing "Vladimir STOP!" while biting his lip and gripping the sheets with his free hand. And then I got nauseous.

You're a sick bitch.

He didn't stop the Ukraine Russia war on day one like he said but this post will for sure work.

War over, any minute now.

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You know it's one thing to be evil. I, myself, partake.

But hurtful is a pain that doesn't go away.😢

Dani upscaled to be 20 feet tall, with the same proportions, not like just 17 foot legs and 3 foot torso, like proportionally 20 feet tall, we're talking like a real big bitch, wearing JNCO jeans and FUBU jean jacket for protection vs an aggressive male giraffe. The giraffe is naked.

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This was like, very not nice.

I always treat you with the utmost kindness and respect. Why do I deserve for you to be so mean to me and whatnot?

See what I mean... weak ass generation.

I'm disgusted.

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Don't gaslight noll. You put him in that situation and now you're victim blaming.

What made you this way?

Always someone else's fault with this generation. Grow the fuck up.

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the penguin wins. I won't go into the details as to why because they're quite disturbing.

So the penguin would win because it would bite noll's pepperoncino off. Because noll was dumb enough to get in a penguin fight naked.

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Well I bet you feel silly, don't ya? You stupid fuck.

That's not real. I live in reality. You, I don't know what's going on with you.

A naked penguin vs a naked chicken sized noll. Call it, friendo.

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Why the fuck does everyone have to be naked in these fights?

Penguins don't wear clothes, dumbass.

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But what came first, the penguin, or the chicken egg?

Noll shrunk down to the size of a chicken vs one angry full size emperor penguin. The fight is in a boxing ring so it's fair. Noll is naked.

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Hey so what the fuck is this?

Some good cruising to the supercharger music.

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He looks better in the painting.

I don’t know, looks a little like he was served a bad shrimp or two.