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POS Orange will change his mind pretty fast when he realizes the miniscule percentage of Canadians that would vote for him or buy all his shit merchandise. He tried to put his name on a hotel here and the protests were so loud he changed his mind.

Remember when Russia and North Korea were the enemy? Now its Canada.

Dear America: you're fucked. Employing the same logic POS Orange is using for Ukraine: Texas/US SW goes back to Mexico, SE US back to France, NE & Washington state to Canada, the rest carved up and given back to indigenous peoples. It was great experimental democracy. It just ended with a dull thud.

He misspoke, you guys can be a territory. We can use the maple syrup money for a few more of Elon's rocket launch tests.

lol just clump all the provinces together in one big ass state, fuck it

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lol, stupid fucks

Get all the bitches

Conservatives: oh my god inflation is out of control, I can’t afford eggs that I drive home in my oversized dodge ram truck that hasn’t seen a day of work.

Also conservatives: Trump putting 25% blanket tariffs on our closest trade partners will make everything more expensive but it’s worth it because he’s playing tough with Mexico, chayna and those scum bag trifling Canadians.

https://apnews.com/article/trump-commerce-lutnick-elections-transition-cabinet-79cdda378e2affb85722323160306b30?taid=673d44ef04c1de000177cc0c&utm_campaign=TrueAnthem&utm_medium=AP&utm_source=Twitter

He's literally going to be an unelected bureaucrat

She was placed on a terror watchlist....

Madness

Bit of a conflict of interest to have musk in charge of cutting government agents, officials etc.

“uhh something that would help the people would be to get rid of IRS agents auditing billionaires” -Elon musk probably

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that can't be real..."DOGE" as in "Dogecoin'? Its like puppets on a string.

It’s been posted by a lot of accounts that don’t usually post jokes so as far as I can tell it’s real. Unless everyone’s been fooled. Musk posted it too. Which would also be just great, like joking around about this stuff.

Starting to feel like America has lost a new type of war where our enemies use propaganda to weaponize stupidity into voting for chaos agents to dismantle the US government and the US itself so we can then be actually conquered in the near future. Americans voted for a guy that placed an oligarch in a position to dismantle our institutions.

lol

lol

I think this is a pretty clear message from Putin that he thinks Trump is a joke.

https://www.newsweek.com/russian-state-tv-airs-melania-trumps-nudes-primetime-1982683

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Big oof. Thinking about you guys during this shit show.

Take Elon back you piece of shit.

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I don't normally discuss politics with my family or my friends. And for good reason. I certainly didn't discuss who I was voting for. I am a swing voter in a swing state. I have never believed in taking one side or the other or registering as such because I refuse to vote for a party that I suddenly disagree with. I vote based history/policy and the last 4 years told me that the Biden/Harris era was a complete disaster. And I voted for them in 2020. So say what you want. Defend them all you want, but they have fucked this country to its foundation. I didn't vote for Trump, I voted for a Republican term and the people who will be part of that team. Say what you like about Trump. You all make personal anyway because you just dont like him and you cant defend Harris and her piss weak persona, her policies and what she stood for either. But you're neck deep in shit and left with no option but to go all in. You didn't even get a chance to nominate her as your candidate. That's democracy, right? Not only did she lose, she copped an embarrassing flogging despite all the help she got from left wing media and the billion dollars in donations for her campaign. God her donar's must be pissed today and she didn't even has the brass to come out last night and thank those who helped her. Disgraceful. I've taken so much pleasure in watching all the media totally melting down and coming up with excuses as to why she took such a beating and yet they continue to spill nonsense about him being a dictator, even after the horse has bolted. Some even saying the same things that conservative commentators have been saying for months. Making it a racial result is just disgusting. Even worse is calling the result misogynistic, even when women clearly voted for him as well. And black women for that matter. The margin was overwhelming.so I guess that makes you hardcore Libs the outsiders now. Dry your tears. Everything is be ok. Just remember, he's lead this country before and none of the bad shit people said actually happened. If anything, he learned from it. If this country becomes even more divided, its on you.

Sure Jan

Trump won because white people are scared of becoming a minority because they know how minorities are treated… and they think Trump will prevent that.

To think that the majority of Americans are smart enough to even think about geopolitics or real economic policy is laughable.

Trump campaigned like a wrestling character.

That’s why he won.

Good thing is that the military operation between Ukr and Rus will end in 24 hours. Trump promised.

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Hmmm....Well that was a shocking turn of events. How did I as a conservative (who would never support Cheeto Jesus) end up near Stein? I guess I've got some introspection to do. An interesting exercise all in all.

odd. Why jill stein?

Mars is orange, Mr. Trump is orange, smells like destiny to me, libs.

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In his case, I’d recommend extended sun bed use as a solution to all the problems I see there.

I wonder how flammable his hair is.

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conservatives clearly only believe in sex for procreation

Not if you ask priests and youth pastors.

Sent by God to save America

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Me at 16 thinking I had found a shade match. He should get a professional spray tan. Not to be flippant but that lack of blending should be a felony.

I don't know if that would work because his hair is very thin and triple combed over onto his glowing white scalp. Like, they would need to get the spray tan to penetrate into his scalp while not coloring his hair orange too.

Sounds legit 🇺🇸