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LostWallFlower
1 month ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Tybee Island

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Quote by lesbiannyc


I'm like your sibling- of sorts- my microwave has a tendency to catch fire lol. Though that hasnt happened in a little more than 6 months.


What? I have another sibling? Well come on over and meet the rest of the herd. I'll fire up (poor choice of words) the grill and you can fix something in the microwave (I need an excuse to replace it anyway)

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Always, unless I'm out camping and the temperature is below freezing, then boxers and maybe a t-shirt.
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Other than a basic middle school Home Ec class, all my cooking lessons largely came from watching Justin Wilson on television. My philosophy, such as it is, is to just go for it. Like most guys I gravitate towards fire (grills) over stoves if possible. Damn near burned down the deck once ... or twice.
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It wouldn't be skinny dipping if we are on the shore, would it? Let go in and splash Bill and Fawn, strictly for fun of course. (at first).
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Hopefully I would either know this was going to happen or I would be close enough to some friends (bi females) that we could get together and they could show me the best ways to please a woman from their (my new) perspective. Since they have guys they seem to hold in high regard for their skills, I'd try that for more of the perspective thing.

Once I was back to 'normal' I would love to thank them for helping me be a better lover.

(yeah, kinda corny/cheesy. But, I like to learn, so the lessons would be fun)
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Going blind, going deaf, losing my memory. - To not see beauty is bad, to never hear her voice is worse, to not remember is unfathomable.

However, my smartass, southern boy side says "Women and the police"
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People who dawdle in their parked cars (no, not THAT) before pulling out, while someone is waiting for the spot


There was research done and it showed that if a person was waiting to take the spot, the person leaving took noticeably longer to leave. Some of my friends surmise it is because they get a feeling of power and control over others by not leaving in a timely manner. And that is probably the one way they can get that 'power'.

I just say they are jerks. I park further out and walk in, better for my health and stress levels.
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Of course, she's in the water with geekyfawn, how else am I going introduce myself?
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Absolutely!! Hell YAY!! After a good nights sleep, or an afternoon nap, Heck if I close my eyes for a couple of minutes ... wake me up.
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Kate Beckinsale, Emma Watson, Emma Stone, Halle Berry, Raquel Welch (yeah she's 76, so what), Maggie Gyllenhaal. The list is a bit, long, but Kate Beckinsale will always top my list because, reasons.
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Samoas are my vice. The same scout reminds me just before Christmas that she will be selling them in January. I have started calling her "my dealer". I get two cookies a day M-F until both boxes are gone.
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Like Julie said,"the pertness, newness, timid challenge, exploration, teaching ...." I think 'older' women (35+) know what they like or want and that is what they expect, which I appreciate. The 18 - early 20s on the other hand, are still in that learning phase, just out of high school and into college. They can be seen as more willing to experiment and learn, which for more than a few guys is a huge ego boost.

For guys in general, our peak performance age is 18-25. Younger women can take us back to those good old days for a little while. (again, ego, with guys you can often find the answer somewhere in the ego)
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Never could dance, thus the wallflower portion of the moniker. i googled the image and liked how it contrasted the red (wall of) flowers on my profile.