Anyone consider that she might be a fake trying to get attention? The entire scenario reads like a setup to a lush " " story...
Add that to her answer on the "would you watch your mate masturbate" topic and the sexy (and barely legal if we believe her age/sex) profile pic.
I smell a troll or at least a guy...
Just my two cents...
The Waterboys- "Whole of the Moon"
I pictured a rainbow
you held it in your hands
I had flashes
but you saw the plan
I wandered out in the world for years
while you just stayed in your room
I saw the crescent
you saw the whole of the moon!
The whole of the moon!
You were there at the turnstiles
with the wind at your heels
You stretched for the stars
and you know how it feels
To reach too high
too far
Too soon
you saw the whole of the moon!
I was grounded
while you filled the skies
I was dumbfounded by truth
you cut through lies
I saw the rain-dirty valley
you saw Brigadoon
I saw the crescent
you saw the whole of the moon!
I spoke about wings
you just flew
I wondered, I guessed, and I tried
you just knew
I sighed
but you swooned
I saw the crescent
you saw the whole of the moon!
The whole of the moon!
With a torch in your pocket
and the wind at your heels
You climbed on the ladder
and you know how it feels
To GET too high
too far
Too soon
you saw the whole of the moon!
The whole of the moon!
Unicorns and cannonballs,
palaces and piers,
Trumpets, towers, and tenements,
wide oceans full of tears,
Flags, rags, ferry boats,
scimitars and scarves,
Every precious dream and vision
underneath the stars
You climbed on the ladder
with the wind in your sails
You came like a comet
blazing your trail
Too high
too far
Too soon
you saw the whole of the moon!
Book of Mormon Soundtrack
That's why we love you, D-D.
Xuani- absolutely brilliant and hysterical. The poetry bit was hilarious and Hitlers "Final Solution" (sorry, couldn't resist) to his problem was great.
Xuani- absolutely brilliant and hysterical. The poetry bit was hilarious and Hitlers "Final Solution" (sorry, couldn't resist) to his problem was great.
Notes, Journals, A manifesto and an erotic but tastefully rendered series of oil paintings...
Funny, I blame her as well. We should compare notes...
1) How often do you get it? 3-4 times per week
2) when was the last time you had it? a few hours ago
3) What is your favorite position and place to do it? I like to switch between various positions during sex, but I like her on top for a while and she likes me to finish her off doggy style
4) Do you feel like you're getting too little or too much?? I think I'm doing pretty good, but there is always room to imrove...
David Wilcox- The Hard Part
First- The Pretenders in their original lineup
Worst- George Carlin at a local college- The acoustics were terrible and the crowd was indifferent
Best- DEVO at a biker bar in Baltimore 22 years ago- One of the best times I've ever had at a show
9 hours ago. Christened the new shower upstairs.
Last night- But I'll update in a few hours, hopefully! ;)