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Locksley
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
United States

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A riot of color. Penguins, tits n chex mix. She likes naps and boobs. My kind of gal
Age Inappropriate: Emma Stone
Age Appropriate: Jenna Elfman
Best buddy just to hang with, drink, and make fun of people: Jennifer Lawrence
Quote by Dancing_Doll
Yeah, I have naked photos of myself...on my phone. My phone is password protected though so it's fairly safe.


And just like that, Dancing Doll's phone (and password) goes to the top of everyone's Christmas list!

:-)
Quote by Highwayman
What's a phome?



It's like a phone, but with an "m"
In a recent survey, 9% of American men admitted to keeping naked photos of others on their phones – and 7% store naked photos of themselves. For women, the numbers are less than half as much, but still significant: 3% of women surveyed admit to storing nude photos of themselves on their phones.

So fess up- How many of you have naked pics of your (or someone else that you know) naughty bits on your phone RIGHT NOW?
The Brady Bunch

...So many questions were left unanswered...
All of my stories are "True Sex Tales". I haven't received any real negative criticism, but one reviewer didn't think one of them was hot enough. It didn't bother me. I was there. It was pretty hot. smile

Don't take criticism personally. Especially if the person doing the criticizing has no stories on their profile.
We hadn't started the fucking yet, and I was between her legs licking her pussy- her heel come down on my head and since my mouth was open it made an odd audible "CLUNK".

It took her 5 minutes to stop giggling.
Interesting question. I'd say realistically, yes. I gave s good job, great kids, I live in a nice place with good freinds, and I have a beautiful wife of 24 years who still fucks me like we are newlyweds. But since we are flawed humans, there is always the desire for more. But the smart man listens to the saying " be careful of what you want- you just might get it. "

Are you still in contact with your first lover?
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how about if it's the female equivalant of you, so you'd be sizzling. biggrin


Not nearly as sizzlin' as you, dear. BUT! If I WAS a sizzlin gal, than I might have a shot with you!
Interesting question. Would I have the same sexual orientation, but in a woman's body? Is this a cruel monkeys paw kind of switch where I'm an old woman? Or a very young girl? Don't want either of those...also, assuming I'm say, 21-35, exactly how hot am I?
Vanilla DeVille and Katie Morgan. I would like them both to live next door so we could be pals. They seem like fun.
My wife and I go to one once or twice each summer- we always look forward to it! Nothing more fun than drinking and conducting business on your phone while totally nude on a beach!
Sex with my wife on my desk, couch in reception area, and the conference table after hours. Very satisfying sitting at that table the next day knowing what was going on the night before...
Chris Rock
Eddie Izzard
Patton Oswalt
Louie C.K.
Robert Schimmel
Catherine Zeta Jones lip synched her song- pissed me off. This isn't the damn MTV Music Awards.
I have been with her for almost 23 years. I tell her every day that she is beautiful, and that I love her. She gets flowers for no reason, and I try my best to do my share of the housework- after all this time, a clean load of laundry can score more points than the flowers! But I also try to make her feel sexy and desired. She gets suggestive (and occasionally graphic) texts from me, telling her I'm thinking about her at work and can't wait to get home to do all sorts of things to her- which may (or more likely, may not) happen, but the point is that I'm thinking about her. I arrange to have the kids away now and again so we can be completely alone in the house for unrestrained, uninhibited time together. We cook together on Friday nights, each working on part of the meal, and we have drinks and wind up singing and dancing together. You have to keep trying. She is the love of my life. All my stories are about the two of us together.
My wife is a HUGE fan of her Lelo. And I love watching her use it- we both win!
Directions to Town Hall NYC to see Patton Oswalt last night