And about time I took centre stage again
No, not for the want of trying! Lol
HYE hired a stripper for a friend?
Due to our sexual preferences no, but happily go for a drink and a chat!
how clever of you to rhyme,
But alas you are out of time,
If you are true to yourself you will see,
That the sexiest one is ME!
As I've previously stated, most definitely naughty and in need of a spanking lol
Have to pass as I'm unsure or the abbreviation, feel free to get back to me with a translation!
HYE stood naked in a waterfall?
Think it's about time I made an appearance lol
Ok, sorted it, must have been a blonde moment! Lol crisis averted
Hi, I've already published 2 stories, and when attempting to submit the third part, it seems there is no button to submit to moderators? Only edit or save draft?
Any clues as to why would be greatly appreciated
Many thanks,
Vixen
Sorry to spoil the illusion, but currently no, more like wrestling to recover what is fast becoming a bad hair day!
How do you intend seeing in the pending new year?
South coast represented here!!! Whoo!
Arrested for being the "inside man" on the great champagne robbery!
Innocent
Have you ever been to a party and woke up on the floor and not known where YOU are?
Think I having de ja vu, but SG, defo got a naughty streak lol
Arrested for using his "laser eye" to burn a peep hole into the ladies showers
Blaming poppy for stealing my underwear
Well known as naughty! Lol
Arrested for stealing ladies underwear from the washing lines!
Country tried to start a blog called "The Naked Geologist" sadly it never got off the ground!
Arrested for littering, seems VTS has been dropping dirty tissues all over town, in his defence his Mac is old and has holes in the pockets,
Not that I'm aware of, although I hear Wembley stadium is busy tonight!
TPBM is meeting an old friend tonight
Arrested for impersonating David hasslehof
No offence ladies, but I shall respectfully pass, awaiting some male companionship
Absolutely! Would love to get to know SG a little better
Noooo, I can't stand drama ever,
TPBM is planning to write a story for lush!
Guilty but it was many many moons ago!
Ever had cramp during sex?
Poppy stole jasper carrots joke book then tried to sell it to al Murray
Whoo! I'm sexiest! (Apparently)
Kidnapping honey bees and forcing them to work exclusively for her