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LittleMissMuffit01
Over 90 days ago
Heteroflexible Female, 36
0 miles · Findlay

About

What can I say? I'm the average working class, mother of four, living in suburbanite Middle-America. I grew up about 5 minutes from Metro Detroit Airport. I lived in Germany for 2 years of my childhood, and actually still have a piece of the Berlin Wall. I've spent now 15 years working in customer service, and can honestly say, that I love what I do. I've seen true miracles and extraordinary kindness from my side of the counter. I've always been gifted with the ability to meet and start conversations with new people, which has made me perfectly suited for the service industry.

There is very little that can make me uncomfortable or offend me. I'm an open book about almost everything, and I know no shame. I'm completely comfortable with who I am, and the skin I live in. I'm flawed but who isn't. I live for the awkward moments in life, mostly because I revel in the humor in them and the hilarity of facial expressions. I don't really get awkward, making me able to speak with confidence and ease to just about anyone, anywhere, about anything.
However, I am truly inept in the social media world. Profiles, for instance... I never really know what to say, or what others will actually find interesting or intriguing about me. Though I am great at in-person interactions with anyone, anywhere... I don't understand the online social community... I can't keep up in chatrooms, I don't speak text or internet shorthand, and the inability to not be able to look at and interact with the people leaves me speechless. So, I come off as an awkward english teacher, and way out of my element. 

I'm very recently separated, making me bumble my way through the day. I don't really. I'm at or what I want at the moment. But I figure I'll never be able to figure that out unless I get out and start participating in my life again... If there is anything I left out that anyone would like to know, feel free to message. I'm not good at this whole "internet" thing, but I will try....


Favorite Books
The Harry Potter Collection
Pride and Prejudice Persuasion 
Sense and Sensibility
Wuthering Heights
Jane Eyre
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
The Canterbury Tales
Great Expectations
Gone with the Wind
Scarlett
North and South
Love and War
The Scarlett Letter
The Hounds of Baskervilles
Moby Dick
A Tale of Two Cities
The Completed Works of William Shakespeare
Angels & Demons
The Da Vinci Code
Of Mice and Men
1984
The Outsiders
The Giver
The Grimm Brothers Complete Works
The Cat Who Walkes Through Walls
Interview with a Vampire
A Woman of Substance

Favorite Authors
J.K. Rowling
William Shakespeare
Charles Dickens
Jane Austin
Emily Bronte
Dan Brown
Rick Riordan
Goeffrey Chaucer
Ernest Hemingway
Robert A, Heinlein
John Steinbeck
Alexander Pope
Edgar Allan Poe
Chuck Palahniuk
Margaret Mitchell
John Jakes

Favorite Movies
Harry Potter Collection
The Little Mermaid
Gone with the Wind
A Woman of Substance

Favorite TV Shows
The Sonny and Cher Comedy Hour
Hogan's Heroes
Dean Martin Celebrity Roast
Criminal Minds
Supernatural
McGyver

Favorite Music
Frank Sinatra
Dean Martin
Billy Joel
Elton John
Aerosmith
Dion and The Belmonts
Cher
Bob Segar
Eric Clapton
Santana
Mr. Mister
Corey Hart
Mr. Big
Huey Lewis and The News
Panic at the Disco
Fallout Boy
Whitney Houston
Don Henley
Ricky Nelson
Waylon Jennings
Lionel Ritchie
Kenny Rogers
Kris Kristofferson
Hank Williams Jr.
Tiffany
Hootie and the Blowfish
Billy Ocean
Prince
Garth Brooks
George Straight
Kottonmouth Kings
Eminem
Bonethugs and Harmony
Backstreet Boys
One Direction
Cole Porter
Temptations
Watsky

Badges

Interests

Erotic Pictures
Erotic Reading
Erotic writing
Fitness
Groups
Making Friends
Music
NSA Fun
Sex
Socialising
Swinging

Seeking

Male
Female
Age: 30 - 64
Distance: 150 miles