All right, gotta' get this all in order.

Self-described edge lord as evidenced by cool Joker Quote, "Madness is the emergency exit." <-- See? Edgy ✔

I'm a venerable sexual velociraptor. ✔

I am more than a piece of meat! See how eloquent I am? When was the last time you saw a steak type? ✔

Wait, have you? Seriously, though have you? What was the cut?