The air hostess stopped the drinks cart next to me, leaned over, and asked, "Can I get you a drink, Ma'am?" I hated that. She must easily have ten years on me, so why call me ma'am? Do I look like your fucking mother? I thought But putting on my best smile, I said, "May I have three bottles of Vodka and a cup of ice, please?" "I'm sorry, Ma'am, but I can only serve one bottle at a time. If you would like another one, you...

I was around six drinks in and feeling no pain when they announced dinner was being served. Instantly people began to head towards the long tables of food being laid out. I grabbed a sexy little Latino waitress and said, look after the bar for a minute. Pedro here needs a toilet break. I had no idea what his name was, and I didn't care, but I'm sure it wasn't Pedro. I dragged him around the side of the marquee that had be...

"I love you so much, Cindy. That was amazing. I have never felt anything like that in my life." What the fuck do you say to that? So I simply replied, "I'm pretty fond of you as well. Now, come on, we have work to do." "Don't you want me to return the favour? I will, of course, if you want me to. I will do anything for you." "Later, sweety. I promise I will show you things you can't even find on the internet." Continued f...

"I have always wanted my father. Having mom eat my pussy was just a bonus, but I really enjoyed it and hope to return the favour sometime. But I had never thought about sex with Brad. You know he has a small penis, right? It's not like dads at all, but I will do it just to piss Juliette off." "That's the spirit. Tomorrow night is all about getting my sister back for being a bitch to both of us." Continued from part 3 "Shi...