I'm a Jersey Girl in the truest sense (meaning I don't take any crap and I don't pump my own gas), product of my environment. The Sopranos is a more accurate representation of New Jersey than Jersey Shore could ever dream of being. Former interscholastic soccer and basketball athlete. Fluent in sarcasm. I don't think I'm going to keep answering questions that I've answered in my profile. Seems redundant. Is there a point to "poking" someone here? I was a communication major in college, one of the first things they teach you is to formulate questions so they don't require one word answers. So, with that in mind, if I answer a question with one word, please don't get upset with me. Look inwardly, because I am not at fault. The questions that will automatically illicit a "NO" response from me... Want to Phone, [removed], snap, video, etc? Just because I'm logged on or in a chat room doesn't tastily represent any desire to role play or be cyber fucked by you (that one's for you guys), nor does it represent that I am even remotely horny. There's a better than equal chance I'm just killing time here out of boredom. I mean, go ahead and shoot your shot, just don't be offended if I tell you I'm not interested. Just finished up bing watching The Wire with the fiancé. Seriously, an incredible series. Meat isn't murder, its nutrition. I'm sure I'll add more as I go.

Interests
I grew up with 4 brothers *(let me slide this in here since its become such fodder for inane questions. Yes I really do have 4 brothers. 1 older, and 3 younger. Yes, given we all lived under the same roof, we're close. Yes, given that information, we've unintentionally all seen things we shouldn't have. No, seeing those things didn't sexually arouse me. No, I've never committed incestuous acts, nor have I ever had feelings of want or desire to commit incestuous acts. Yes, it annoys me I've had to take time to even explain any of this.)* so my interests are sometimes considered those of a guy. So I like sports, and drinking, and swearing. Usually all done at the same time. Upstream, Red Team.

Favorite Books
You could say I'm less than an avid reader.

Favorite Authors
Is it bad I don't have one?

Favorite Movies
Any comedy or drama. Try and slide a "period piece" in front of me and it won't go well.

Favorite TV Shows
Man there's so many. It is after all the Golden Age of Television.

Favorite Music
Little bit Country, little bit Rock 'n Roll.