Quote by DirtyMartiniQuote by Kayte7
Love it, Alan! I always knew you were one of the good ones!
Yeah, you know me Mary...one of the good ones...
Me thinks he doth protest too much, Killer.
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Kayte7
Over 90 days ago
Female, 62
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My b/f wants to watch me. Gets really excited just thinking about it. While I cam entertain the idea of a threesome, I don't really "get" why watching me excites him so. I have to say, the idea of watching him have sex with another woman doesn't excite me at all. I'm not being judgemental, We don't all get off on the same things. I honestly don't get it. I do not look down on him for it. I just don't get it. Apparently it may be more common that I would have once thought.
As a side note, I hear about a lot of guys that just salivate at the idea of watching two women together. Not even to join in, just watch. I can't relate to that notion, either. Not judging it. I just can't relate to it.
In my b/f's case, it is almost as if he feels he would be showing me off. (???)
As a side note, I hear about a lot of guys that just salivate at the idea of watching two women together. Not even to join in, just watch. I can't relate to that notion, either. Not judging it. I just can't relate to it.
In my b/f's case, it is almost as if he feels he would be showing me off. (???)
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Um, I'm confused. I don't understand. I cannot relate!!! Maybe it's because I'm blonde. Yeah, that must be it. I can't even type it, much imagine ever forming the words with my mouth, my tongue.... "no, don't. stop. " Maybe DON'T stop!!"
Yes, that's more like it.
, Honey? Do you need somewhere to go? An outlet? Or would that be an inlet?
hOHeh heh heh.
Yes, that's more like it.
, Honey? Do you need somewhere to go? An outlet? Or would that be an inlet?
hOHeh heh heh.
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Had a young maid doing the washing up,so i went into the fridge took out a large chorizo and put it in my pocket. Then taking her hand i placed it on the chorizo,she nearly died with embarrassment,feeling what she thought was my swollen member.
Oh, you are so funny, I can't stand it. And soooooo naughty! Poor girl. LOL
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The "Mister Ed" theme song. I'm watching Mr. Ed right now. "People yackity yack a streak, and waste your time a day. But Mr. Ed will never speak, unless he has something to saaaaaaaaaaaaaay...." I know every singel word to this song. I'm so proud. When I grow up, I'm going to be someone some day!!! 
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Quote by DirtyMartiniQuote by Kayte7
Happy Birthday! Yayyyyyyyyyy. Want to give me some birthday spankings for your birthday? PLEASE!
I just might you know Mary...about time you made it over here, I almost thought my biggest fan had forgotten about me...
I was ready to change the name of "Johnny And Mary" and re-dedicate "The New Years Eve Dance"...
I can do that you know...I haz da power...
Great. Just great. Now "I've got the POWER' is stuck in my head!
But it's your day, and I'll let you get a way with it. But, if you DARE do what you threaten, I will NOt clean up after the party!
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Is that who I think it is (right at the very end)? Notice the :46 mark, it appears to be a Lushoid.
http://www.spike.com/video/spike-tvs-christmas/2686255
By gawd, he almost looks dashing.
Quite dashing! Such a sleepy head, though.
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Quote by DirtyMartini
A businessman got into an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, 'T-G-I-F'
He smiled at her and replied,
'S-H-I-T'
She looked at him puzzled and said, 'T-G-I-F' again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering, 'S-H-I-T.'
The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possible, 'T-G-I-F' another time.
The man smiled back at her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, 'S-H-I-T.'
The blonde finally decided to explain things and this time she said, 'T-G-I-F. Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?'
The man answered, 'S-H-I-T, Sorry Honey It's Thursday.'
HEY! I resemble that remark!!!!!!
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Quote by HoneyBee000Quote by Kayte7
Not who I would LIKE to be on my top...
Blue footed Bobbies, the birds in your AV! My eldest loves those animals she thinks there well funny ha ha
I think they're cute in a funny sort of way. There are so many av pictures with boobies on them, I felt left out. Now I don't. lol
