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JimmyJump
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Quote by nicola
Hi Jimmy,

There's a bit of a mix up happening here.

All members of the site, who joined prior to 1 Jan 2015, were given 6 months continuation of all the features they have always enjoyed, since joining.

"The Vault", is a new feature, which is available only to "Premium" members. Those are people who have a paid membership, whether it is a Bronze, Silver or Gold Membership.

All authors who contributed stories / poems to the site prior to 1 Jan 2015, were gifted Bronze Memberships, as a thank you. You haven't submitted a story or a poem here, so you weren't gifted the Bronze Membership.

The message you are seeing, "Your account has already been upgraded... " is incorrect. It hasn't been.

I'll ask Gav to take a look at changing the wording on that message.

Basically, the new "locked off" area, is for paying members.

Sorry for the confusion.

Nicola



Thanks for the clarification Nicola

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I have updated the wording on the Premium page, sorry for the confusion


Cheers Gav
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Quote by SereneProdigy
OP, I just checked your profile and you're not a bronze member actually.

Look at the pic in my first post: it says "Your account has already been upgraded to a Lush Bronze Account, due to expire on 04 July 2015"
Not my fault it's there, although I myself never asked for an upgrade...

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Okay, so that's answered that question, then. smile


Maybe the glitch is the fact Lush says I'm Bronze while I'm not?
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It should be silver and gold, i think there is some misinformation involved - taken it to the back room to fix. apologies all the way around.


Mmm... I have a grudge against sites who "force" folks into becoming paying members just to be able to read a story. But...

You and Chrissie are amongst the authors I hold in high esteem (because, guess what, you're both damn good), so I might upgrade to Gold, once my credit card has recoverd from my latest attempt at taking over eBay
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I believe premium is only available to Gold members hon..

Hth.

Thanks for your reply, daddyssweetheart, but in the options overview list "Premium Story Library Access" is ticked for Bronze accounts
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Recently, two authors which I keep an eye on have posted new stories (Chrissielecker and Sprite) but I can't access neither of them as the stories are only available to "Premium Members Only"...
Strange thing is I seem to have had an automatic upgrade to a "Bronze" account, yet still am unable to access Premium stories?



What gives?
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Don't watch much television. Only show I watch every week is "Match Of The Day", saturday evening Premier League football magazine on BBC1 presented by Gary Lineker.
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Your score is: 10


What does your score mean?

Your results show that you seem to be levelheaded in love and don't get obsessed when rejected by the object of your affection. You are generally able to just let it go and move on, and don't bother pursuing the matter any further. (This, of course, is assuming that someone has actually given you the boot at one point. If not, the real test is yet to come!) You accept the fact that love sometimes comes to a tragic end, and wouldn't want to have to convince anyone to stay by your side. You still may feel sad or hurt when a love affair goes wrong (who doesn't?) but you try not to let it consume you. There are, after all, plenty of fish in the sea!



Fairly standard fodder results. Which is normal with such a short and black & white questions...


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Cooked chicken with a can of D&L curry sauce and Belgian fries. My weekly portion of poultry, usually every Saturday, but due to my inner clock being off its rocker thanks to the Grand Prix Formula One of Japan, I ate it today... or, yesterday (Sunday) in fact.


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I don't like to categorize people. There's men and there's women. They come in all colours and shapes. You can have what is considered a beautiful woman, but with a poor attitude and you can have someone who's considered to be BBW (had to look-up what it means exactly) with the 'right' attitude.

I used to avoid bigger girls, until I fell for one. It's funny how a girl/woman's attitude can change the way you look at her. I once almost fell off my chair in the pub when this gorgeous blonde walked in. I was smitten and in love and infatuated and going nuts, alll at the same time. Until she opened her mouth. She had the most obnoxious way of speaking, using foul language like the pope sings Gregorian tunes, with an accent to cut marble with. And in a split second of time, she lost 50% of her beauty to me.

The point is, you shouldn't judge people by how they look. When they're beautiful on the inside, they become more beautiful on the outside too.

Also, I'm from the country that brought us Pieter Paul Rubens, so, hey, big women are a bit of a norm in Belgium. Or at least, they used to be.


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In Belgium, there's something called the 'Krakelingenfeest' (a Krakeling is a very small kind of fish, maybe half an inch long; 'feest' is a feast or festivity) where these small fish are put into wine and folks drink the lot with the fish still alive. Is a tradition that stems from 2000 years ago.

And some Goldfish grow over a foot long, so I would like to see someone swallow those alive...


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Had me some Codfish, with Belgian fries (no, they're NOT French fries) and a large amount of Thai sweet chili sauce.


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I've made a mental note never to ask that question.


Tried that once, making a mental note. Had to go see a doctor. Seemed my imaginary pencil was too sharp and punched a hole in my spirits. My subconcience kept escaping through the leak. I had to chase it around the apartment for hours. Eventually, we made a truce and my subconcience nestled itself back where it belongs. But I noticed it took a pencil sharpener with it, so, who knows what might happen one day.


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CD "Damage Done" (2003 (2009 re-issue)) by Dark Tranquillity.


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Quote by Charley
Ever since I started having sex, there's been one question I've dreaded. It usually crops up about 5 minutes after the act, and more often in a new relationship. It goes:

"WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?"

It drives me crazy, because after sex I'm in a daze and too exhausted to be thinking anything. When I try to explain this, that I'm not thinking about anything, the reply is usually "But you must be thinking about something". To get around this I now just use a stock answer: "Football".

Anybody else got amusing suggestions for a reply?


"I was thinking about asking you what you were thinking..."

"I was just contemplating the thought of doing a fotoshoot of you in some sexy undies... Can you spare me 950 quid for a new camera?"

"Right now, my thought are way too deep... deep inside you..."

"Shhht... I'm counting my heartbeats.... I've heard yer heart stops after 3-million ticks, so I've got to keep count."

"I'm trying to remember where I parked the car."

"Do I pay you now, or can I open an account?"...


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