If anyone's had the chance to catch a Mr. Micah Armstrong (originally of the Assembly of God Church in Miami but left because they were hypocrites) on their campus, then I'm sure you've come to one conclusion.......apparently you're going to hell.
Reasons include:
Pot Smoking
Cigarette Smoking
Alcohol Drinking
Guitar Playing
Having a Tattoo
Showing Cleavage
Showing Bellybuttons
Girls Showing Their Knees
Girls Showing Their Elbows
Girls Wearing Tight Pants
Girls Wearing Miniskirts
Being Blonde
Being Fat
Cursing
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage
Holding Hands before Marriage
Groping Breast before Marriage
Having Premarital Sex
Masturbation
Having Anal Sex
Having Oral Sex
Being Homosexual
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest)
Being Selfish
Playing Sports
Women Working
Watching BET
Watching MTV
Watching VH1
Watching TNT
Associating With Hollywood
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll
Believing in Evolution
Being Catholic
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant
Being Mormon
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic
Being Atheist
Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin)
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future
Don't Worry. Hell is Going to be a Party. Based on Micah’s prediction Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Elvis, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, and Martin Luther King are already there.
The only one not there will be Micah.
From Patch Adams
I'm discharging you AMA, that means: Against Medical Advice.
Well, IDGARA. That means I Don't Give a Rat's Ass.
That's not what you called me last night!
make sure to order me a bloody mary...
Sassyass really hates anything with sugar. She's never had a lollipop in her life.
You know where they are....
hehehe
Be nice.... I have a paddle with your name on it, sassyass!
mmm is right my luscious queen
Like Ladyx, I believe there are ones that are sexier than mine, but it's open if you want it....
Jack, have you been spending a lot of time in gay bars lately? It's easier to get my strap on into you than it was before...
Let me do it again...maybe you'll remember....
Homemade chicken parmesan with a great red wine, followed by tiramisu.
They're probably afraid that either their spouse is cheating on them or they are tempted to cheat themselves...
i think that can be arranged...
I heard about that.
I wonder if there are enough sexy nurses available for him!
Ohmygawsh it's shiny! Wonderful find, my Princess!
I need sex.
