My Penis Hurts!
Two friends are struggling to find an Uber at fucking 4 A.M. To pass the time, one decides to tell a painfully honest story.“My penis hurts.” I paused. Did I hear correctly? “What?” “My penis hurts, Omar.” I looked towards Jason, perplexed. “I’m serious it does.” “I’m sure it does, but I am confused why you wanted to share this information with me now. It is fucking 4 A.M.; we...