Not sure I have seen any old old TV shows. My favourite TV show, though, is from the 80s which is the Blackadder series.
What is your favourite fruit?
I'm UK based, so no. All health care is free at the point of access.
Which celebrity would you perform oral sex on with being asked twice?
Pants of Gold at the End of the Rainbow
Smoocher was a chimney sweep. Although, very little sweeping got done. They mostly, ran around rooftops singing cockney songs, apparently.
We're about to have a second child so no plans for the next 18 years lolol
What was your favourite television programme when you were a child?
The Real Reason I Began Supporting The 76ers
Granted: you now own 11 hectares of Antarctica.
I wish I had a 19 year old Swedish gymnast mistress
I don't use pick up lines, I talk to woman **shock** as the individuals they are! That said, I do always start with 'it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance' because it sounds fancier, takes more effort than 'hey, how are you' and it sets the tone for how someone can expect me to converse.
What pick up that someone has used on you did you fall for immediately?
What I did in the bath last night.
Monaco.
Who is your Lush bff?
Quite enjoyable and it pats my ego nicely.
Which author (Lush or not) would you like to write an erotic story with?
V was the first woman to climb Mount Kilimanjaro on a pogo stick. It sounds impressive but he was actually a Dutch-American guide called Mr Pogo Stick. Still, it's in the Guinness world records.
Harley keeps her true identity secret on Lush because in real life she is Veronica Virtuestone, the alterego of the crime-fighting vigilante superheroine 'Alpha Female'. Her nemesis, 'Omega Man' will use any means to gain an upperhand on her, including her sexual predilections. Harley (or Veronica) needs all of us to promise our silence on her true identity. Last month, she foiled two plots for world domination, three bank heists, broke up a drug smuggling cartel, saved two children from being trafficked, ended a mugging before it could start, showed a bully the error of his ways and saved a cat from a chimney stack. Everyone adores her, expect the cat who was a dick.
World In Conflict. A factual history and explanation of all the key military conflicts in the world currently. It is depressing how futile so many of them are, what stupid origins they have and the horrible violence humans will perpetrate on other humans.
What was the first book to have a significant impact on you as a person?
Bad grammar, people being inconsiderate and obvious mistakes.
How tall are you?
Arinna taught The Rock how to lay the Smackdown.
Don't anger the leprechauns or 101 reasons not to put shamrocks in your bum.
It depends, if I have something fun on, I'm a very early riser, otherwise I tend to laze.
Do you believe yourself to be sexy?
LTW holds the world record for holding the most cheerios in a stack on his nose while marching around a football pitch while humming 'Professional Pirate' from the beloved family movie, Muppet Treasure Island. He broke the previous record after it had been held for 8 years by the renowned Dutch performing artist Daan van der Flooijt.
A long, teasing game the builds and includes all forms of sexual contact, fantasy description, fun and laughter, erotic games and a lot of hugging and kissing.
Same question to below.
It depends on my mood, but probably an even split between inside vagina/anus, on face and on breasts.
Nooooo, I'm waaay too chicken. I don't have a fear of falling but I do have a fear of a sudden stop at the end of a fall.
Have you ever had sex in your parents' bed?
LTW has saved 1,602 pigeons from hard labour camps by rogue covert missions. He gives them a chance to have an education or just to fly freely. So, far only one pigeon has taken the opportunity for education.
Icarus once saved a family of beavers by using his body as a plug in their dam after a particularly bad storm. He stayed there for 43 days until the beavers had managed to fix their dam. They brought him nuts and berries to sustain him and magazines to occupy him.
Lucky you! (?)
Rolling on below